Red Mascara

[Verse 1]
Who's that pretty girl with the dark red lipstick?
Looking so l'electric, you know that she won't quit
Turning every head is the game that she's good at
Giving you the f-f-fever that's low-cut
And not just luck
It's low-cut
And not just luck
That she's got

[Verse 2]
Who's that lovely one with the red mascara
Looking too much like a younger Barbarella?
Songs like "Dancing Queen," it's what she does so well
"Voulez-vous couchez?" is what i think she's trying to tell you
Oh, can you spell?
She's trying to tell
Oh, can you spell?

[Chorus]
Call it magic
Call it what you want
You'll never fool anyone with what you've got
Call it magic
Call it what you want
You'll never fool anyone with what you've got

[Verse 3]
Who's the dragon lady going home tonight with?
And how many "I love you"s will she have to put up with?
Then again, who's counting when the lights have gone dim?
Because for this old lover
It's an easy
Living
Or that's what she's hoping
It's an easy living
Oh, that's what she's

[Chorus]
Call it magic
Call it what you want
You'll never fool anyone with what you've got
Call it magic
Call it what you want
You'll never fool anyone with what you've got