Red Giraffe

[Verse 1]
Red Giraffe takes a walk
Out of the jungle playset
Into the living room
He spies a little snack
Green houseplant, you have nothing to fear
Red Giraffe cannot reach you
His corn syrup body's hardened
His neck's no longer pliable

[Chorus]
Red Giraffe
Wrecked by eons of neglect evolves to
Something unbelievable

[Verse 2]
Red Giraffe, in the past
Could stretch to the height of Sanjay
But Sanjay grows ever taller
Taller than giraffes
And his dumb face turns into a boat
And sails away from the playset
But he knows they'll meet someday somewhere
And Red Giraffe can tell him how he feels

[Bridge]
The water rejuvenates him
And he can stretch up to breathe
But Sanjay fires a harpoon

[Chorus]
Red Giraffe
Wrecked by eons of neglect, evolves to
Something unbelievable... unbelievably sad