Red Eye Flashes Twice

This is a song for every person in the world

Everybody's trying to get their picture looking nice
But they act like a camera is some foreign device
I've got something to ask you, and i'll keep it concise

What are you stupid?
Red eye flashes twice!

I was trying to snap a picture of my buddies Bill and Bryce
Bill takes lots of pictures so he gave me some advice
He moved before the second flash, photographer - yeah right...

What are you stupid, Bill?
Red eye flashes twice!

All your friends will hate your guts, if you don't stand still
Your family will disown your butt, and probably have you killed *bang*
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't
But if you do she'd leave you and then you definitely won't - have a girlfriend

The famous person in this picture wasn't very nice
I just wanted his picture, and his pizza slice
With just one flash he walked away as if I had head lice

What are you stupid?
He... I've s... I've seen all your movies twice...

All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed *bang*
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't
But if you do she'll leave you and then you'll definitely won't

See it's much easier to just assume that the flash is gonna go two times and just wait there for a second
Rather than move and risk all these people in your life hating you forever, wanting you dead because every time they look at their picture they don't see the picture, they see "Oh there's so-and-so, he ruined my picture in front of the Washington Monument, I friggin hate that guy!"

All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed *bang bang bang*
If you have a girlfriend which we all know you don't
But if you do she'll leave you and
Then
You
Definitely
Won't, you'll be single for the rest of your life
And you won't have any pictures of yourself either

I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

This song is gonna make me famous!
So go download it on iTunes, right now!
I wanna be a featured artist, feast... featured artist of the month