Reality TV (Live From Lowlands 2005)

[Live Intro]
Thank you very much
I just wanna tell you something
Al, take a photo of these people
We recognise that
We just wanna tell you that
Every time we come to Holland
We have the best time in the world
You're making us feel real welcome
Thank you very much man
Oh yeah
Let's fucking do this yeah
And uh, on the way here we bought a sticker
Wag, show 'em your sticker
Look, there we go

[Verse 1]
You stay away from your window light
You used to have a life
You got a box of light
You got your eye and your heart abound
The people on the screen are your best friends now

You talk to the numbers
And text phone the others
You can’t leave the dialler alone
You talk to the numbers
And text phone the others
Why go out when you can just, stay at home?

[Chorus]
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
That’s because, it’s what you’re missing (It's what you're missing)

[Verse 2]
You get your love from the webcam channel
Watching a brunette use the housemaid flannel
You got your eye and your heart abound
The people on the screen are your family now

There’s Steve who is Charmaine
He had a sex changed
He don’t get on with Simone
Eh eh
She’s decent in lipstick
She only do them real tricks
Why go out when you can just, stay at home?!

[Chorus]
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
That’s because, it’s what you’re missing (It's what you're missing)
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
Wanna see people, hugging and kissing (Hugging and kissing)
That’s because, it’s what you’re missing (It's what you're missing)

Hugging and kissing
Hugging and kissing
Hugging and kissing
That's what you're missing
Hugging and kissing
Hugging and kissing
Hugging and kissing
That's what you're missing

[Outro]

[Live Outro]
Lowlands are you out there?