[Intro]
Uhh...
So Like
Kinda Like Doing Nothing jus-just sitting
Oh uh, It's Lil Eli on the - track
Never mind, I don’t really feel like doing...
[Verse: 1]
What
I realize there is something I can not live without in my daily routine
Tryna think, it's smooth it's creamy, I need it now, please
(yeah) Wait, I think I know, the familiar texture is coming to me
(oouu) Real mayonnaise, not fake, real mayonnaise, I need it now, please
(yuhh) I need it now please, not going to the store, I need it now, please
Not in a minute, nope, I need it now, please
Wait, it’s probably in my fridge
So like, I go down I open the fridge, it's not there! What do I do, heck
I guess, Now I'm sad
I tell you why I like mayonnaise
I eat it on the couch, keep it in my pouch
Without it, I am a grouch
I like mayonnaise, eat it with my PB&J
It tastes so good
Would it make it PB&J&M
Anyway, I eat them
You should try it
I'll sell it, you buy it
I'll make it the triple dog dare
I don't know, I don't care
I can't find my mayo anywhere
Sadness for my tastebuds
Think about it, makes some floods in my mouth
All the mayo makes my head go east, then south
I can’t take it no more, I go to the store
Go to customer service, wait in line, what a bore, then, I get there, "What you want," they say, and I begin
"Real Mayo, what I want, not the fake kind
I can’t get this type of mayo off of my mind
Unsweetened, preservative free
I'ma get this jar for no one else, just me
I read the nutrition facts, high-calorie food but I need it, man, can you find it dude?"
"Hol up, you just wait why I check. Okay, Next up!"
I look at him and now I’m like
Are you for real
I wait here
And I thought we had a deal
Now he's finished
He turn to me
Then he shows me
ZERO IN STOCK
And he says, "Sorry."