Real Life Is Too Unrealistic

[Verse 1]
I pussied out of a threesome
They were both decent
Still, I kept my fleece on
Can't keep the cab man waiting
He's gotta get his payment
4.7 on the rating

[Pre-Chorus]
Text me your postcode again
Man, I got a new phone
And I know I got a girlfriend now, but
Why you gotta put me in the friend-zone?
I'm on the list plus ninety-nine
Anywhere you wanna go so
You know I feel at home when I'm not at home
Just a let a man know

[Chorus]
And I know it look good
We make it look
We make it look good
Oh, no
'Cause real life
Real life is too unrealistic
And I know it look good
We make it look
We make it look good
Oh, no
'Cause real life
Real life is too unrealistic

[Verse 2]
She told me she don't like pictures
Only got, like, five on her profile
I told her I don't like housemates
Dem awkward exchanges dere
Maybe we could take it on the Kodak
It feels better when things are blurry
Maybe we could do it at the venue
Yeah, we're gonna meet your lot there

[Pre-Chorus]
Still, I got a pocket full of DJ fee right now
Brandies on me right now
I'm on the list plus ninety-nine
Anywhere you wanna go so
You know I feel at home when I'm not at home
Just let a man know

[Chorus]
And I know it look good
We make it look
We make it look good
Oh, no
'Cause real life
Real life is too unrealistic
And I know it look good
We make it look
We make it look good
Oh, no
'Cause real life
Real life is too unrealistic

[Outro]
'Cause real life
Real life is too unrealistic
'Cause real life
Real life is too unrealistic