Real Life

[Sample]
Me? Humanity's Savior?
Nonsense, I have chosen the path of the mad scientist
I fight for chaos and destruction
[Laughter]

[Intro]
I'm sorry
Ayo, this a true story by the way
I had to man, I had to do it
She was asking about it
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
I'm just sitting at home
I'm cheesing at my phone 'cause this chick won't leave me alone
But then I wake up, it's real life
This truth cuts deep like a steel knife, so I'ma just sip till I feel nice
Just sitting at home
I'm cheesing at my phone 'cause this chick won't leave me alone
But then I wake up, it's real life
This truth cuts deep like a steel knife, so I'ma just sip till I feel nice

[Verse]
After I played drums at the rock show
Party getting cold, started kicking my high flow
Pou told me she don't even like hip-hop though
But she can listen to me rhyme forever
She said she couldn't imagine a drummer in all time that's better
She said I'm sexy when I talk about my grind and my cheddar
Well I was drunk as hell but I could never forget her
She was a long haired, brown eyed chick with a cute nose
Pretty face and high heels on point with her clothes
Faded, but still clear even with my eyes closed
Where'd she get all that? Only god knows
Your boy had to buy her a rose
Maybe I'm dumb, stupid, maybe I'm lovestruck
I'm a little too drunk to give a fuck
I'ma just tell her how I feel, with any luck we can just
Fuck man, now I blew it
Woke up in my hotel again, man I knew it
I passed out, couldn't tell her how I feel, now I'm assed out
Ride home, everybody getting they laughs out
But I'm still thinking about Pou
Just wanna say what I really mean
Girls, they usually don't mix in my rhyme scheme
But you a perfect ten and right now, I'm a dying fiend
Got your shit together, independent from what I've seen
Got a dude, but I could take a punch, nah mean?
Just to be with you
If you ever wanna fly, I got a ticket for two
Real talk, everything I'm saying is true, yeah

[Chorus]
I'm just sitting at home
I'm cheesing at my phone 'cause this chick won't leave me alone
But then I wake up, it's real life
This truth cuts deep like a steel knife, so I'ma just sip till I feel nice
Just sitting at home
I'm cheesing at my phone 'cause this chick won't leave me alone
But then I wake up, it's real life
This truth cuts deep like a steel knife, so I'ma just sip till I feel nice

[Sample]
Dude, you're freaking me out