Real Levitating

Hi, I'm Kerry Washington, and I'm hosting Saturday Night Live this week with musical guest Eminem
This is fun! Are you having fun? (Of course!)
And Eminem, are you having fun?

...two of us are having fun? [beep]

[Intro: DaBaby]
Billboard Baby, Dua Lipa make 'em dance when it come on
Ev'rybody lookin' for a dancefloor to run on

[Verse 1: Dua Lipa]
If you wanna run away with me, I know a galaxy, and I can take you for a ride
I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm where the music don't stop for life
Glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes, shining just the way I like
If you're feeling like you need a little bit of company, you met me at the perfect time

[Pre-Chorus: Dua Lipa]
You want me; I want you, baby
My sugarboo; I'm lеvitating
The Milky Way; we're rеnegading
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

[Chorus: Marshall Mathers, Dua Lipa]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
(I'm levitating)

[Verse 2: DaBaby, Marshall Mathers, Will Smith, Kesha]
I'm one of the greatest, ain't no debatin' on it (Let's go)
I'm still levitated, I'm heavily medicated
Ironic, I gave 'em love and they end up levitatin' (C'mon- Go)
She told me she love me and levitatin' (C'mon)
Been fightin' hard for your love and I'm runnin' thin on my basics
Needed someone to hug, even took it back to the patience
You see what you got me out here doin'? (Yeah) Levitatin' (C'mon)
But can't nobody stop levitatin' (C'mon), uh-uh, let's go
(Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no)
Left foot, right foot, levitatin' (C'mon)
Left foot, right foot, I'm DaBaby
(Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no)
I had to lace my shoes for all the babies I was chasin' (Go)
If I ever slip, I'll fall into a baby situation
(Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no)
So catch up, go put some cheese on it
Get out and get your bread up (Yeah, yeah)
They always leave when you fall, but you get your bread up (Yeah, yeah)
(Tick-tock on the clock, but the party-)
Weight of the world on my shoulders, go put some cheese on it
Now, babie's ketchup, 'cause, girl, you

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
(Wicki-wicki-wild!)
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up

[Bridge: Dua Lipa, Marshall Mathers]
You can fly away with me tonight
You can fly away with me tonight
Baby, let me take you for a ride
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

My love is like a rocket, watch it blast off
And I'm feeling so electric, dance my ass off
And even if I wanted to, I can't stop
(Please stand up? Please stand up?)

My love is like a rocket, watch it blast off
And I'm feeling so electric, dance my ass off
And even if I wanted to, I can't stop
(Please stand up? Please stand up?)

So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Pre-Chorus: Marshall Mathers, Dua Lipa, Michael Jackson]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
(I'm levitating) (Ow!)

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady (Ow!)
(You can fly away with me tonight)
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating (Ow!)
(You can fly away with me tonight)
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? ([?])
(Baby, let me take you for a ride)
Please stand up? Please stand up? (Hoo, hoo!)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady (Hoo!)
(You can fly away with me tonight)
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating (Hoo, hoo!)
(You can fly away with me tonight)
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? (Hee-hee!)
(Baby, let me take you for a ride)
Please stand up? Please stand up? (Ow!)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

[Post-Chorus: Marshall Mathers, Dua Lipa, Tim Taylor]
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you all night, come on, dance with me (Please stand up? Please stand up?)
I'm levitating (Eeaugh?)

[Outro: Marshall Mathers]
That's an awfully hot grandpa! Agh!
I'mma stop [beep]