REAL HEALTHCARE HOURS

[Intro: Anthony Fantano]
Hey! Test! Alright!
It- It's is 'tano
This is some real drug music
Not from the streets
This is more of, uh
More of a, uh
Uh, a prescription drug thing
Drugs people need to live
Yeah
OOH-WOO

[Hook: Fantano]
These Democrats trash
They all fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em you want affordable prescriptions
These Democrats trash
They all fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em you want affordable prescriptions
These Democrats trash
They all fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em you want affordable prescriptions
These Democrats trash
They all fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em you want affordable prescriptions

[Verse 1: Fantano]
You voted against that Bernie shit
Why? What's wrong with it?
It's our drugs at a lower price
If you pass it now, that'd be really nice
Of course you won't, you're a pharma shill
Senate seats bought with pricey pills
But they're super cheap up in Canada
And if we can't buy, we're gonna call you, bruh
Republicans should be honest
This shit is so free market
Ted Cruz somehow got it
But most of y'all retarded
Trade is free when it's jobs overseas
Not so much when it's drug companies
If you die, they don't give a fuck
I'll say it again: "They don't give a fuck"

[Interlude: Cory Booker & Fantano]
Hello! This is Cory Booker, and thank you for calling
To leave a comment or suggestion for me, please, press one
Cory, voting against that amendment, from Bernie
To keep prescriptions drugs from coming in from Canada
That was ridiculous

[Hook: Fantano]
These Democrats trash
They so fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em you want affordable prescriptions
These Democrats trash
They so fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em you want affordable prescriptions
These Democrats trash
They so fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em you want affordable prescriptions
These Democrats trash
They so fuckin' trash
Call these bitches
Tell 'em what you want, Cloon

[Verse 2: Clooner]
I want drugs on the low
For the young and the old
Martin Shkrelis of the world
To get their jaws broke
Raising the prices for more moolah (Cha-ching)
Democrats, why you gotta be so stupid? (Dummies!)
It's not fuckin' fair, they don't care
As long as the checks reach
And the less fortunate don't get the help they need
There is no ordinary drug [?]
They say: "give the people what they want"
Damn straight, bruh

[Outro: Fantano]
Okay, I'm like, obviously not saying all Democrats are trash
Just the ones that voted against this amendment
And I'm not, I'm not really calling out Republicans on the chorus
Because I expect them to act stupid
Ya know, we, we should know better
Cor- Cory Booker should know better
That's all I'm saying