When you see something hazy and it’s floating down your stairs
And your friends, they all think you’re crazy
But every night you’re scared
Oh you think it can’t be, but you wonder
Is it really real?
You’re in luck, dial our number
We’ll give you a great deal
‘Cause we’re ready, ready to believe you
Yes we’re ready, ready to believe you
When you’re all alone, chilled to the bone
‘Cause you know that there’s something
Hiding under your bed
You pull up the sheets, you hear your heartbeat
And you think that it's nothing, must be all in your head
Then you see a form, sad and forlorn
And you know that ghosts exist
We can be there tonight if the money is right
We’ll be your exorcists
When your home is a nest of ethereal pests
Well who you gonna call when you’re scared of the dead?
For a nominal price
We’ll lock up your poltergeist
In our custom non-exploding containment grid
Ready to Believe was written by T. Monaghan.
Ready to Believe was produced by The Chop Unlimited.
Chop released Ready to Believe on Fri Aug 29 2025.