Ready Player Gun

[Intro: Like & Kajo]
It's Cosmos Radio
Ayy, yo
Ayy, yo, pass that joint over here
I wanna smoke one time
I got some shit to get off my mind, respectfully, hah

[Verse 1: Like]
Uh, I smoke a day after church service, holy smokes
Then comatose, felt like I caught the Holy Ghost
Overdose off shrooms while playin' overdose
I know the ropes, I navigate like the older folks
Coast to coast like Lonzo Ball
Pockets large but the convo small
They say less is more, I say yes to sure
I sold shit on eBay, I pay less for morе
I pay respect to forefathеrs before me that craft the door
Thought about hangin' it up, I guess I'm back for more
Wish I had it as easy as a Macklemore
Since I don't I'll just rap some more
Used to be fashion forward, now I just fast-forward
Watching' Netflix on [?], past stories
Feelin' so glorious, I don't even know what the chorus is
I just whip the beat up, then kick my feet up

[Break]
I mean, no dates, no plans, no men
We gotta get out
I don't live here, I am out
I'm talkin' about gettin' in the mix
Mackin', you know what I'm sayin'?
Gettin' with some men, not just hangin' out with the girls
We could invite some boys over
I mean real men
And real men ain't just gonna come knockin' at our door

[Verse 2: Doctor Destruction]
Ayy, yo, knock-knock, it's the boy, Doc
Tell me, can I kick it? Can I rock like Ready Player One?
Wade Watts reincarnated
Villain born to spray cops, in and out like Black Ops
I'm throwin' dice on the black top, that's a fact, Doc
If a bitch ain't bad, I might bag the top
Momma always said, "Don't fuck with white bitches"
But Goddamn, the pussy too good
I wish you would step to me
I got the phaser off stun, I'll melt your cerebral cortex like a Sun
Spit it, then I'm done, wagwan
You know we do this shit just for fun
Make hoes scream when they cum 'cause my dick weighs a ton
Why you always talkin' 'bout sex and all that?
Fuck you, fall back, I'm the bad guy, ready to die
No alibi, zoomin' through the sky like an evil Superman
I do it 'cause I can, I'm the motherfuckin' man
Goddamn, now 'peat the plan

[Verse 3: Buddy]
Yo, y'all need to build a bridge and get over it
This shit is over with
Rollin' marijuana, hardly ever on sober shit
If I ever married that bitch, better she gold than brick
'Cause that's what I told her
She suck me out in public, that's indecent exposure
Her pussy poison like Bell Biv DeVoe, woah
Not a misogynist but not monogamous
I promise I can find a bitch to complement my persona, uh
Doctor D, be your D, perfect timin', yeah
My nigga Like, could you please pass the ganja? Ooh
Bitch, please, do I need to remind ya?
I'm that nigga, yes indeed, where's the lie?

[Outro]
Uh, uh
You people are hoping to achieve the impossible
It go Alyssa Bonet, keep rockin' on
Janet Jackson, keep rockin' on
Vanessa Williams, keep rockin' on
Halle Berry, keep rockin' on
Queen Latifah, keep rockin' on
S-W-V, keep rockin' on
Ayy, yo, Monica, keep rockin' on
Can't forget Brandy, keep rockin' on
Stacy Dash, keep rockin' on
Janet Jackson, keep rockin' on
The black girl from Saved By The Bell, keep rockin' on
Esther Rose, keep rockin' on
Biscuit Rose, keep rockin' on
D-Rose, keep rockin' on
Haha, biscuit, haha