Made in partial collaboration with JMDToaster, Raw Thoughts 8 by Norman Swag is a continuation of the series of parodies based around Chris Webby’s “Raw Thoughts” series following fellow Flex artist Royal Flush’s “Raw Thoughts 6,” and JMDToaster’s “Raw Thoughts VIIcine.” The 3rd entry into the parod...
[Verse 1]
I've been hiding my thoughts for way too long
And now I'm gonna throw all my feelings in a song
If y'all disagree, then you're super wrong
I don't care if I yell to the clouds like King Kong
Let's start off with Lil Mosquito Disease
You still haven't sent your feature, jeez
I get that you're busy some of the time
But when you're in calls, no excuse, time to rhyme
And you look like a lesbian muppet
Worse than the features on the Twisted Wizard song called Fukkit
You need to get on your grind
Music inspiration is not hard to find
Speakin' of whom, let's talk about Twisted Wizard
Your music is worse than King Gizzard
I wouldn't trust you with a lizard
And I wanna make sure your feeling is hurt
And you were part of Tom's White Knights
You were a knight? That isn't right!
We are gonna have a fight
And I'm gonna win, cuz like Royal Flush, I'm very full of light
Speakin' of, onto Royal Flush
I'mma bury you with bars and turn you into slush
And you look like a lesbian muppet, Royal
Why Can't I Say It? I'll take you out the mortal coil!
Now onto Big Baller B
Stop ignoring me
You have not answered my DM's
So I'm gonna call you a lesbian muppet
Now, moving onto Yung Lambo, bro
You don't like Lord & Miller, that's not cool, yo
And you think Revenge of the Sith is the best film ever made, so I'm throwing shade
You're a big old meanie
So you hid behind a Shrek mask and no beanie
And you look like a gay fish
You thought I'd say lesbian muppet, you wish- oh fuck!
Moving on to fuckin' Koffdrop
You're a green crackhead, that is not tough
And you killed Brian, you piece of shit
And that's why you look like a lesbian muppet
[Interlude]
Now we're movin' onto Tophat
Oh, you thoughts I was forgetting about you?
Psych nah!
I'm recording this on the wrong layer, but I don't care, because I hate you!
And here's why!
[Verse 2]
You're Flex physicals, not the real label
Start to think your signing was a fable
Hurricane Gang is not that wild
And you're a fucking child
Because you aren't 18
And I like yelling at children, so I'll be mean
You look like the most lesbian muppet on the globe
And that's the story I told
All these Flex artists are meanies
And they don't got big weenies
Cuz they're lesbian muppets, and the muppets don't got dicks
They are gonna die when they hear my hot shit
Cuz I'm locking them up with my bars
And the way I hit them, they're gonna have scars
And I'll make them see stars
Cuz they don't play my cards
Man, Raw Thoughts!!!
Raw Thoughts 8 was written by Norman Swag & JMDToaster.
Raw Thoughts 8 was produced by Norman Swag.
Norman Swag released Raw Thoughts 8 on Fri Mar 01 2024.