Rats

[Intro: W4VEFORM]
Oh, my gosh
There's rats, they're running around my house
I need to call an exterminator now
Linguini Bros, help

[Verse 1: W4VEFORM]
Rats don't wear hats
They have flaps
They can't rap, but they can have chats with other rats
Now they're on the mat that Pat owns
Being chased by a cat
Smashed into a wall
They got a call and took a picture at Niagara Falls
Well great now the rats live in a bin
And we don't sin
We be eating those Slim Jims
I only eat limes
Because I am on time with those rhymes
I don't even get paid a dime
We got in the car
We went pretty far

[Verse 2: Coley Moley]
You know we're going to the bar
To have a beer
Don't hit a deer on the way here
Why should I care if I hit a bear
I will cut your hair
That is not fair why does he care?
Now I'm thinking out of the square

[Verse 3: W4VEFORM]
That rat is pretty dang fat
Don't even chat
When you slip on the mat
Rat-a-tat-tat
Slap the gat
Help me, Matt
I am in that combat
Hit you with a baseball bat
Talk to the rat
Then look at the stat
Then I get a pet cat

[Verse 4: Coley Moley]
The rat in fact put on an act
Look at Glat
He got bad stats
I stomp your rat, but keep my rat
I hit your cat
Get bit by a bat
But I just hit you with a baseball bat
Hey, Yat, you are just like your friend, Blatt
I spat in your face because you got a rat
And not a cat, this mat is flat

[Outro: W4VEFORM & Coley Moley]
Rats aren't as good as cats
They hit the mat when it is flat
You are kind of fat
I just got bit by a bat, or was it a rat?
Cats are enemies of rats
Rat-a-tat-tat-rat