Ratchet

"I do, I swear, I like your hair
It goes good with your snake
And that tattoo is really you
So how long did it take?"

"No, I didn't know you were a dancer
I think dance is underrated"
She could be a model
Says he knows she could
"The money is good"

She said she heard that before
She tried it out, but she's just too small
Five foot, three inches tall

It's the thrill of the chase
They're playing hawk and dove
He thinks he's falling in love

She thinks Polanski's a fool
He thinks Fellini's a ghoul
I think zucchini is cool

She came from Ohio and believed
For a time, she was on fire
Was brighter
Was hot

Spinning his wheels, he's losing ground
Frustration grows
Feels like picking his nose

"Do you know who I met at the Hard Rock Saturday?
And did you know he was gay?"

She's duly impressed
She French inhales as a slick reply
"He's a really great guy"

She had a problem with snow
He had his bout with blow
The stylish way to go

What do you know, this is the best one yet
Far and away, since the day he left Connecticut
His secret agent suit finally paid off
(Bond, James Bond)

Real good, it's Hollywood, it's clear
And the sun is high, I can see the sign from here
Take the 101 to the 405 to the beach
Where they put their strings and things just out of reach

Maybe you could come with me
We'll see the sea
Just you and me

[Spoken]
So I was standing over there and noticed you over here, and I thought, that's a very pretty girl over there, meaning here. I thought, I should go over there, so, here I am. I'm the guy that was over there. Anyway, I'm an actor, you might have seen an old commercial I was in. I sneeze, and then this girl says, "Bless you." I say, "Thank you." Have you seen it? I'm from [?], Pennsyltucky originally. Small town mentality stunted my career to drive, so here I am in Los Angeles, California. Did you know there are eighty-five different languages spoken here? It's true. I myself speak several. "¿Esta Susanna en casa?" Do you know what that means? It means, "Is Susan home?" Anyway, I'm really into opera. West Side Story is my favorite