Rat Attacks Flan

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Flan is running on a bridge of ceramic
And a rat the size of a bear is running
Side by side with Flan on the bridge
And it’s here that the rat, rat attacks Flan
And they fall into a river of milk
That smells like sour curt slightly thick with snakes
That bite with square block teeth that leave
Bruises on the skin so deep

The rat’s large front teeth
Dig into the ribs of Flan, it’s sharp claws shredding his face
Flan gulps down pints of rotten sour milk by accident
Almost drowning in it, while the rat says “Fucker!”
Molesting Flan while smaller dirty baby rats
Jump from the matted fur on the big rat
Biting and digging with their tiny claws, scratching
Flan’s fragile skin that’s pink and tendеr

Suddenly, a flea the sizе of a grape
Jumps from the rat and into Flan’s mouth
Biting the insides of his cheeks
Flan is drowning in sour milk
And he looks to the shore, and he sees a Gorilla
Masturbating on the shore, this Gorilla
Flan takes a knife and stabs the rat
Not once, not twice, but three times
In this horrible spray of rat blood

The bear-like pork rat
Digs deeper into the poor mans ribs
His white jet eyes with a pink impulse
Are looking at Flan, who’s screaming as a man
And drowning in awful snake filled milk
A fly the size of a bird is buzzing and bites him in the milk river running
It’s pink with blood, the man and the rat
Real worms living in a fountain of rat blood

Razor, heavy, rat claws, rat teeth
Shredding up Flan, but Flan has a knife
And he pokes this knife into the rat's
Death white eyes that pop at Flan
Barrels of pirate pus blood splattering
Worms and sour goo clobber in the air
Clobbering his face with disease everywhere
Suddenly a submarine the size of a sausage
Shoots a torpedo in the back of the rat

Who’s back explodes, the spine goes chomping
Into the air, doing a flip flop
Spraying rat blood, the beast is sinking
Below the waves, Flan smiles at the sight
“Thank you sirs, you saved my life”