RASSLE

[Verse 1]

A lot of people wanna know what you doing on our show
When you haven’t been relevant since 2004
Spending my days working hard on the go
Yo, it’s Platinum on the mic, going hard on these hoes

Aye, Double J, you a Double A-Hole
Really thinking you can beat Acclaimed? No!
Bout to have you tapping like a morse code
I stay scheming like I’m Global Force Gold

You’re a carny, ripping people off every minute
Gizzet izzoff mizzy dizzick is it
The King of The Mountain for this ass whooping
The Last Outlaw’s last match, last booking

Slap you so hard till my palms hurt
You’re the worst Jeffrey since Dahmer
Feeling upwards is just your way of life
And you stealing money like it’s Kurt Angle’s wife

[Chorus]

R-A-S-S-L-E, Rassler
Couldn’t draw a dime in my time, you a bastard
You’re a carny
Jeff, you’re the master
The Acclaimed, we always get the last word

[Verse 2]

I pimp slap you, turn yo hat backwards
I’mma have you seeing stars like a password
Still here in 2020 what?
That is absurd
Got me laughing at you so hard, make my abs hurt

Wait, what do we have here?
It’s Ring of Honor’s top guy from their bad years
Jay Lethal’s only known for imitating dudes
Twenty year veteran and no one’s imitating you

Lost to Flair, he was 74
By the way Jay, my elbow is better than yours
I got over, I ain’t have to copy Macho
When I’m on the top rope

You’re in TNA so long you got Stockholm Syndrome
Split you like a wishbone
Jarrett, I’mma slap deez nuts on your chin bone
Carry the guitar, can’t play one lick
Only thing that you stroke is your little ass [censored]

[Chorus]

R-A-S-S-L-E, Rassler
Couldn’t draw a dime in my time, you a bastard
You’re a carny
Jeff, you’re the master
The Acclaimed, we always get the last word