Rappin And Rocking The House

[Intro]
This is the way we rock the house
Showin' up, everybody gonna turn it out

[Verse 1: KK + (Lil Rodney C) + Sha Rock + [Keith Keith] + Jazzy Jeff]
Well I'm K.K. Rockwell 'cause it rock so swell
Every time ya' hear my name it rings a bell
(Well I'm Lil Rodney C making history
With all the fly girls yellin' "take me")
Well I'm Sha Rock and I can't be stopped
For all the fly guys, gonna hit the top
[Well I'm Keith Keith but you can call me Keith Caesar
The reason why 'cause I'm the women pleaser]
Well I'm Jazzy Jeff with the most finesse
Say I do it to the rhythm 'til I do it the best
Now we're the funky four and I'm the plus one more
And this is the way we go back and forth
We're the five MC's y'all all too much
When we rock the mic's, ah, with the magical touch
(We're on time, we're masterminds
We hittin' the top and we run down the rhymes)
They're four fly guys, I'm the best female
I'm tellin' the truth, not a fairytale
[Now listen to the story that the five put down
And it's guaranteed so let them travel around]
Now we said it once and we said it twice
Now we'll prove it to you that we're better than nice

[Verse 2: Lil Rodney C + Jazzy Jeff]
Well... let's go to work, let's go to work
Let's go to go to go to go to go to go to work
Now when I say your name and I talk about your game
And I tell everybody how you got your fame
And when it's time to say oh yeah
Boogie to the rhythm like you just don't care
If you come to a party four boys turn out
You be prepared for DJ Breakout
When you come on back you wanna do it again
You be prepared for DJ Baron
If you come to our party to hear quality
You be prepared for the five MC's
If you come to our party to hear clientele
You be prepared for K and Rockwell
If you come to our party to hear history
You be prepared 'cause I'm Lil Rodney C
If you come to our party 'cause you wanna be shocked
You be prepared for the girl Sha Rock
If you come to our party to feel relief
You be prepared for my mellow Keith Keith
If you come to our party to hear the best
You be prepared 'cause he's Jazzy Jeff
If you come to our party to move your feet
You be prepared for my mellow Jazzy D
Now when come to our party and you don't wanna go
You blame it all, you just blame it all
I said you blame it all on the Brothers Disco
See we got a little story we want you to know
Check it out, everybody this is how we go
Say tic-tac-toe, we're all the go
We're a four sure shot of a disco show
We're the sure shot hit, of a four sure shot
So come on young ladies, use what you got
'Cause we're five MC's that rock jazzy
And there is the no one else who can't compete
'Cause when we rap on the mic we take control
We can turn out any party with the voices of gold
'Cause we're to hot to handle, to cold to hold
Because MC stands for mic control
And when it comes to that we are the best
We can rock the north, south, the east, and west
With the tower of the power can you understand
And we can turn out any party with the mic in our hand
Because we got it like that, can you do it like this
Our names are on top of the MC list
I say we advertise to mesmerize
And we specialize to antagonize
I say we qualify to neutralize
We'll make other MC's apologize
We got the personality to rock the young ladies
The authority to rock you to your knees
The convince-a-ty for all the youth to see
We want you to know the identities
Of the five MC's with the capabilities
I mean the rock and the mic cause anxiety
We want our name to be preached to every nationality
We got styles and finesse we be the almighty
MC's with ability
To rock on and on and on
And on and on and on
You just dip, dive, and socialize
Party to the rhymes of the four fly guys

[Verse 3: Keith Keith]
One-two, one-two, one-two, two
A-two, a-two, a-two, two
Just rockin', just rockin', just rockin'
Rockin', rock, rock a rockin'
Rockin' for the women
So we make a little cut that'll make you move your butt
And our bass'll blow you away
And have the Funky 4 MC for the young ladies
And we're sure enough here to stay
And now you look us in the eyes then you get hypnotized
Then throw us a little kiss
And then we'll whisper on the mic something real polite
And it goes a little something like this
We're the funky four MC's
With the hypnotize rhymes that rhyme
Together, together
'Cause the rockin' don't stop when the times
Those times are better, are better
The other MC's that bite our lines
In the past present future we'll leave them behind
When will they ever learn the Funky Four MC's are one of a kind?
Yeah, so dip, dive and recreate
We're gonna rock this place at a marchin' pace
Jump hop and just keep in step
And check out the MC's got their rep
We're the best darn group in the whole wide state
And if you didn't hear us yet ya'll are too late
We're the frisco, frisco, brothers disco
Can't be beat 'cause we rock so sweet
Can't be stopped 'cause we hit the top
We're the voice on the planet
I know you can't stand it
To all the young ladies, don't take for granted
We're the dogs through the time, won't make you mine
With the rhyme, with the lines all mastermind
I said the other MC's have the golden voice
But we're the ones that you'd made ya' choice
And all we wanna do is make you moist
'Cause we're not say yes, we're not say no
But all you gotta know is that we rock the boat
Now we're the Funky Four, we rock so well
It's easy to see we have the most clientele
We rock it slow, we rock it fast
We make you rock until you feel the blast
And don't you be enslaved by the people say
That we're the whack
'Cause they're playing with ya head
And that's a fact y'all, that's a fact y'all
So rock, rock, you don't stop
And keep on 'til we rock the sure shot

[Verse 4: Keith Keith + K.K. Rockwell + Lil Rodney C + Jazzy Jeff]
From a lemon to lime
Lime, lime to a lemon
From a lime to a lemon
Lemon, lemon to a lime
And he cuts the beat
In half the time
And not a fork, not a plate
Not a cut is late
He doesn't miss a cut
That he suppose to make
The Baron got cuts galore
Breakout got cuts galore
He said party people in the house
We never gave a party that we didn't turn out
We're the Funky Four we're here to attest
We got rhymes galore you must confess
We're the F-U-N-K don't forget the Y
They're the master of the mixing
We're the masters of the rhyme
And you stand at the front
And you get surprised
We're the Funky Four and we're qualified
'Cause I'm K the Rock and I can't be stopped
I'm Lil' Rodney C and I'm heading for the top
And I'm Keith Keith to the sure shot beat
Say I'm Jazzy Jeff, my rhymes are so sweet
So everybody in the place
Get to-to the rhythm and rock with the bass
We're getting down just hanging around
So party to the force of the Sasquatch sound
It's like me and them and them and me
The Funky Four MC's and everybody
Get funky, get funky
Get funky, funky, funk, funk a funky
Funky, funky, funky
And we said it
And we meant it
And we soul brothers
Number 9
We tell it to you (one) more (time)
Get funky, get funky
Get funky, funky, funk, funk a funky
Funky, funky, funky
And we're the soul shocking, the body rocking
The disco shaking, the earthquaking
The king Al Capone's on the microphone
The young ladies, they won't leave us alone
K.K. Rockwell to the depths of hell
And Rodney C making history
Keith Keith to the funky beat
Jazzy Jeff rock the east and west

Sha Rock, don't stop
Just turn on ya' mic when ya' ready to rock

[Sha Rock]
Because the sun won't shine, the rain won't stop
But we got a style called funk rock
Just get up out your chair, start to have some fun
We're 2 DJ's, Funky Four + 1
To the people out there we want you to know
We are the ones with the magical show
We're 2 DJ's and 5 MC's
4 other fellas plus 1 is me
We're here to please everybody out there
Forget about your problems get em' out ya' hair
Just get on the floor, don't you be shy
You can do it too, just give it a try
To the people out there we want the best
Satisfaction guaranteed is what we possess
We rock on the mic with the masterplan
We do it for the girl, women, boy and man
And most people go around just faking anyway
We want you to hear what we say
The things we say the things we do
Is like running a race and it don't compute?
There's a lot of competition to beat
But we are the ones, they are the ones
I am the ones with the most unique
Everybody out there show what you know
'Cause I am the sign called Scorpio
I'm not hard to please but I learned to want
I know a lot about the do's
But more about the don'ts
I can cast a spell so that you can tell
I'm one of a kind and I do it well
I'm on, I'm on, the on, the on
I can say I've been this way
Since the day I was one
'Cause I'm on, I'm bad
I'm here to say
Sho' nuff' y'all
I would give it a play
'Cause I'm 1 for the money
2 to blow your mind
I'm all about killin' and just saving time
My time is good
Bum, what ya' show
Again to the sign we call Scorpio
I'm on, I'm on, I'm, oh-so on
I get it on with Sagittarius and Capricorn
So what ever ya sign may be her tonight
Put your mind on me I can set it right
K.K. don't stop
And just get on the mic
Just get on the mic
Just get on the mic when ya' ready to rock

[K.K. Rockwell]
Check it out y'all, and ya don't stop
Ah keep on to the sure shot
Now I'm K.K. Rock because I can't be stopped
I never met a girl that I couldn't rock
I'm the everlasting, the mind up-lasting
The man with the rock that can't be stopped
They call me Kid the Rock cause I am so fly
Young ladies out there you can't deny
That I'm one of the best and I'll beat the rest
And I told the less that they can hit the west
You hear a MC with word on ya mind
But never like mine cause mine are divine
I'm def, cold so divine
Like a little old body of water I reside
Sweet, bad, cooling out
Ah, while I rock for my man
I call the Breakout
I wanna cruising round the world in my yacht
I wanna go to Hawaii where everything's hot
Wanna go to the island where all the girls are
Wanna boogie in Bronx 'til the break of dawn
I wanna sail the seven seas, wanna do as I please
I wanna have other girls like a deadly disease
I wanna meet the president, shake his hand
I wanna go through the states and preach through the land
Wanna hear my name yelled from miles away
While I'm sitting at home just collecting my pay
I want my balls to be big, my pockets real fat
Want everyone to know that's where am at
I'm just that sweet, I'm real unique
And I'm ready to rock to any funky beat
I'm down by law with rhymes galore
And that why I'm down with the Funky Four
These four fly guy don't take no jive
And they'll rock it to your feet
'Til you can't survive
So Rodney C
Don't stop
Just get on ya' mic
Just get on ya' mic
Just get on ya' mic
When ya ready to rock

[Lil Rodney C]
And I hear ya, and I hear ya
And I hear ya MC K.K.​
We gonna rock to the beat till the break of day
We gonna go all the way, K.K.​
Check it out y'all, ya don't stop
Keep on to the sure shot
I got the qualifications to rock the best
There's no limitations to my finesse
Got the modifications to alterate
I won't bite the rhyme and I won't imitate
Another MC when he's running down rhymes
'Cause half the time he's just running down mine
But that's all right because I know someday
I'll put him in check and take his rep away
Because my name is know from land to land
'Cause I'm a super fly guy with the mic in my hand
My name is known from sea to sea
And when I'm on the mic I cause modern history
I'm a mystic, magical man on the mic
When I run down a rhyme it'll be a delight
'Cause I'm a mean machine, a master plan
You see what I mean when there's a mic in my hand
'Cause I'm an inspiration all over the nation
I let you know that I'm a disco sensation
A, rock rock, y'all
Now I can kick the live on as you folks know
I can energize the sun to make things grow
I can harmonize the beat to put you in a trance
I can hypnotize your feet make you do a strange dance
I can fantasize your dreams and make em' all come true
I can magnetize a freak and make her rock with you
I can terrorize the world in a jazzy way
I can hospitalize with the words I say
I'm slick, I'm bad, I'm powerful
I'm the one and only, the original
I'm Rodney C, I shock the house
I'm Lil' Rodney C and I turn it out
Keith Keith, don't stop
Just get on ya' mic, just get on ya' mic
Just get on ya' mic when ya' ready to rock

[Keith Keith]
An' I hear ya', an' I hear ya'
An' I hear ya' MC Rodney C
We gonna rock on the mic and make history
With all the fly girls yelling, take me
You go on and on and on and on
Gon' rock the beat from day to dawn
Gon' rock the beat 'til everybody's on
Like a hot butter on a bag of popcorn
Young ladies won't ya come along
To my hip hop, shibby dibby dop
Shibby dibby dop, ya' rock ya' don't stop
Ya' rock the hip, then ya' rock the hop
And then you rock to the beat and don't you dare stop
Just rock y'all, you don't stop
A keep on to the sure shot
'Cause I fit the name Keith and I said it 2 times
I picked the long name and started a rhyme
Up the ladder and onto the tree
We're the Funky Four MC and my names Keith Keith
Before I'm finished let me say this time
That my names Keith and you can say it 2 times
Keith Keith to the funky beat
And now I was walking down the block all by myself
I wore pants on my jock 'cause I didn't have a belt
The pants I wore was so very nice
I had money in the pocket with 3 red dice
I saw this girl and she looked so fine
I said I looked to what's on my mind
I went over to talk for a while
When I found out that she had a child
I mind my business and moved away
I went to a phone to call a OJ
The OJ pulled up to the phone
It was dark green with a light green tone
Before I'm finished let me tell you straight
That the car at the phone was a vicious 98
I got in and we went for a cruise
We stopped at the liquor store to by some booze
We jerked around and went 8 blocks back
And I went in the cheeba house to by some black
We got so drunk and we got so high
That he hit his car and that ended the ride
We didn't get hurt, nobody died
So come on young ladies and ride, ride, ride
In my Mercedes, young ladies
If my Mercedes breaks down, because of 1 wheel
I pick you up in my new Seville
In my new Seville, I say do like that
I pick you up in my Cadillac
In my Cadillac I say do the same
Then forget it, we go by train
Jazzy Jeff, don't stop
Just turn on ya' mic, just turn on ya' mic
Just turn on ya' mic when ya ready to rock

[Jazzy Jeff]
Check it out y'all and you don't stop
Keep on to the break of dawn
Keep on-on to the beak of dawn
I got a lot of potential, got a lot of class
When I run out of rhymes, I can do it fast
When I run out of rhymes, I can do it the best
And if you don't know who I am, my name is Jazzy Jeff
Because my voice is on, my styles on go
I'm rapping on the mic for the thunderscope
How there could never be another with more finesse
I'm gonna say it like I mean it, I'm Jazzy Jeff
Check it out y'all, ya' don't stop
Keep on to the break of dawn
It's a couple of people who we can't please
But we're here to rock, shock all the MC's
Who think there bad and think there good
We're gonna rock the house like they wish they could
So if ya' think ya' on and got a lot of finesse
Baby step to the side
Brother we are the best
We're the Funky Four
We're the new and improved
Just take a step back
We're coming through
We're gonna do it right
We're gonna put you in check
There's no doubt about it we demand respect
Don't be afraid, don't let ya heart stop
Ask anybody they will tell you we rock
'Cause it's not about game, it's all about fun
We came to rock the Funky Four plus One
I'm the one MC that's who could it be
The latest number one nominee
Because I got a little rep
And a dangerous style
I'm above MC's
I'm on top of the pile
Because I rhyme all the time
I mess with mine
I make MC's wanna bite my rhyme
I conceded myself as one of the best
'Cause I have in store the keys to finesse
My rhymes are slick my rhymes are bad
It's something other MC's never had
'Cause when I start to rock I just don't stop
I said def def rhymes no MC can top
I said Jeff rock the house
I'm Jazzy Jeff and I'll turn it out y'all
Sha Rock don't stop
Just get on ya' mic
Just get on ya' mic
Just get on ya' mic
When ya' ready to rock

[Sha Rock]
Well lets go to work, to the
Go to work, you go, there go, just go, go, to go too
Just work your body, work, work your body
But make sure you don't jerk your body
Then do it, and then do it
And then, do it, do it, doo-doo, do it
Say do that body to the funky side
Come on everybody it's Patty Duke time
Get up a get down to the funky sound
Everybody out there come on and get down
K.K. don't stop
Just get on the mic
Just get on the mic
Just get on the mic
When ya' ready to rock

[K.K. Rockwell]
Check it out y'all and don't stop
Keep on to the sure shot
You go on and on and on, on and on
And on and on and on, on and on
Uptown rock the house and
Downtown rock the house and
Eastside rock the house and
Westside rock the house and
Everybody rock the house and
Funky Four rock the house and
Plus 1 more rock the house and