Rapper Interruptus

What up max?
What's crackin' pete?
Nothing doing my thing / trying get my hustle on…
Yeah kid I know what you mean
Word times is tight
Oh you struggling son?
No I had to loan my homie money 'cause he's under the gun / tried to make it to the bank before they closed but yo…
I know I know you got caught up 'cause the train was running slow
No turned out I didn't need it had the cash at the crib so I had an extra hour…
Word I know what you did you probably smoked a fat blunt wrote a rhyme and made a track
Dude you know I don't smoke quit interrupting me max / I took a nap and as a matter of fact…
What you slept too late?
No I couldn't sleep at all I sat there laying awake and I was thinking 'bout the fact…
The way mcs try to front?
No I was thinking 'bout the way that cats…
The way the government sucks?
No I was thinking about the way…
How these streets are mad rough?
No I was thinking 'bout these cats that interrupt you too much

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Yo pete you ever had a problem you were trying to solve…
And there were drugs and police and like guns involved?
Well not really but it was drama you know my homeboy…
Who phil?
No not phil my buddy will…
Who cuts hair in…
No chill
My bad
No it's cool / I'm just saying man listen / so will…
Awe shit don't tell me will is back in prison
Wait will was in prison?
Yeah will from up the block?
No will from 53rd…
Oh I heard that dude is…
Stop
Will's my boy from high school least likely to fail / got a job at citibank…
Wait up so why'd he go to jail?
He didn't go to jail he just needed advice…
Oh about his legal problems?
No just about life / and I was trying to tell him…
How you gotta follow your dreams
Kinda like but really…
Oh I know what you mean / you were trying to tell him how the whole world…
Man please enough / I was talking 'bout cats who interrupt you too much

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Can you slow down for a second or two
And keep your mouth shut 'til my sentence is through
We ain't saying no names but we could mention a few
So if you're unsure assume that we meant this for you

Can you slow down for a second or two
And keep your mouth shut 'til my sentence is through
We ain't saying no names but we could mention a few
So if you're unsure assume that we meant this for you

What up fellas?
What's good?
Yo what's happening b?
Yo last night you'll never believe what happened to me...
Oh man I know you didn't go do it again...
Do what again?
Slap some cop and get thrown in the pen
Naw he ain't the type he was probably just kickin' it
I'll tell you exactly what I did if you let me finish it...
Yeah, callaté la boca / can't yo see my man is talking?
Right so look I was walking down the…
And I know the cops were hawking…
Damn blowout why you always got beef with police?
'cause they're just like y'all the never let a nigga speak...
Word they're the worst / I'm saying just last week…
What happened they hurt your feelings?
Don't tell me they found your piece
Nah they pulled me over…
Why were you driving drunk?
Yo it was fucked up…
I hope you didn't have weed in the trunk
It wasn't even like that…
They probably roughed his ass up…
No they wrote him a ticket for interrupting too much

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