“Rant” is one of KORNDAWG’s meme tracks. He addresses his three months away from dropping music, and the annoyance of his fans in a funny manner, with around half of the track being an interlude and outro, in which he makes jokes at his fans expense.
[Intro]
Niggas talkin' 'bout, "KORNDAWG ain't this, KORNDAWG ain't that"
Well, nigga, I'm that, (Brr) I'm that nigga
Yeah, I'm back
I'm back boy, ah, ah, ah (Brr)
[Verse 1]
Bitch KORNDAWG, he back (Woah)
Fuck weed, I smoke crack (*Snort*)
Took two months to make this track because my shit is wack (I'm just playin')
Chillin' in the back (Woah)
Wit' that rat-tat-tat (Pew-pew)
Light skin bitch, she on me and her ass is really fat, yeah
Duckin' ho's like I'm Jordan (Woah)
Fuckin' ho's, I be scorin' (Yeah)
Woah, all my bitches, yeah they black (Woah)
All my bitches, yeah they white (White)
All my bitches really tight, damn (Tight)
All my niggas really lit (Lit)
Pop a Xan' like a zit (Pop it)
All these bitches on my dick, yeah
[Interlude]
Man, I'm 'bout tired of y'all talkin' 'bout, "KORNDAWG ain't back" (Well, he back though)
Talkin' 'bout, "Oh, why KORNDAWG ain't droppin' no music, why you ain't droppin' no song, where KORNDAWG?" (Uh, 'cause he was sleep)
Bitch, I'm back right now, (He back right now, yeah, boy, yeah) damn
Blowin' up my Twitter, DM me, talkin' 'bout, "Bro make some— drop a song" (Ha, follow me on Twitter right now)
No bitch, pull up yo' grades, ho (Yeah, pull up yo' grades, bitch)
Yeah, yeah, I said it, bitch (Yeah, I said it, on my momma)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, you know I tote a gun (Gun)
Tellin' jokes, I use puns (Woah)
All these bitches on me (Yeah)
[?] got the buns, woah (What?)
All these bitches, yeah, they on me (On me)
And these bitches macaroni (Macaroni)
And these bitches singin' Tony (Yeah)
And these bitches want the Tony (Woah)
Splash a bitch like I'm Squirtles (Squirtles)
Jump a bitch like a hurdles (Yeah)
Pockets so fuckin' fat (Damn)
Young nigga need a girdle (Woah)
Oh, damn
Woah, damn
Woah, damn
Woah, damn
Yeah, I'm walkin' wit' the heater (Yeah)
My diamonds so cold like I'm freezin' (Yeah)
Blowin' up like I'm Frieza (Yeah)
I'm blue and numb like I'm freezin' (Yeah)
Hairline messed up, (Yeah) you can call me Vegeta (Yeah)
And yo' bitch, yeah, she on me, yeah, 'cause she wanna eat the pizza (Food)
All my bitches, yeah, they cute (Cute)
Oh no, look at you (Yeah)
Bitches blow me like a flute (Yeah)
Damn, yeah, I'm hella cute, woah (Woah)
[Outro]
Alright, alright, alright, I'm done, I'm done, man
Fuck this shit, I'm done, man
Man, you know one thing I hate?
When they hit me up for a feature, knowin' that beat suck, knowin' they verse suck, it's ass
Don't hit me up for a feature, don't ask, I'ma say no
And man, you know one thing I hate too, man?
When they ask me to get them in the booth for free
Like, no, nigga, where's yo' money you broke nigga?
Are you serious? Get yo' guap up
I am not playin' wit' y'all no more, I'm for real
KORNDAWG is back with the heat
And I'm not playin', I'm finna go Super Saiyan
Bars, I'm done
Don't hit me up for a feature or I'm flamin' yo' ass, on my momma
Bitch
Rant was written by KORNDAWG.
Rant was produced by jcksn (Producer).