Randy’s Hot Tonight

[Verse 1]
Dance like nobody's watching you, Randy
And love like you've never been hurt
Supersize it when you get hungry, Randy
And eat like it's the last night on earth
Oh, you could be nobody in heaven
Or you could be a star in hell
You could have a billion dollars and blow it all
Oh well

[Chorus]
Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
Randy's God tonight
He's God tonight
He's God tonight
Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
'Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy

[Verse 2]
Now Randy said
"If you live in Japan
You're Japanese
If you live in Canada
You're gonna freeze
If you live in a plastic house
You'll never die in a fire
If you work in television
You're a fucking liar"

Don't become unfocused Randy
And everything'll be okay
That confidence will come in handy
And everyone will be forced to say

[Chorus]
That Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
Randy's God tonight
He's God tonight
He's God tonight
Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
'Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy