Randolph the Flat-Nosed Reindeer

Randolph the flat-nosed reindeer
Had  a funny-lookin' snout
So  Santy cut his nose off
Just to try an' smooth it out
And when they sewed his nose on
Santy  sewed it upside down
Now  every time the rain falls
Poor ol' Randy nearly drowns

Then  one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Randolph, with your nose so flat
Won't you tell me where I'm at?"
Then  Randy took a deep breath
And he looked so very strange
"We're out behind the stockyards
How I wish the wind would change!"

Randy tried to hitch a ride
One cold December day
He jumped on the back of a Chevrolet
And the backfire took his breath away
Randolph the flat-nosed reindeer
Wished his nose would glow instead
But it will never light up
'Cause his batteries were dead

Randolph the flat-nosed reindeer!