Randall Boggs Halloween Ball (Part 1)

[Randall Boggs]
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Judy, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared
So, you're the one everybody's talkin' about?
You're joking, you're joking
I can't believe my eyes
You're joking me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
She's ancient, she's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
When Mr. Randall Boggs says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention, now
'Cause I'm Randall Boggs
And if you aren't shaking
There's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time you hear the Boogie song, oh (wow)
Oh (wow)
Oh (oh, he's the Randall Boggs)

[Mukelen and Mud]
Well, if She’s feelin' ansty
And She’s nothin' much to do

[Vivino, Qunia, and Vilomena]
We might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew

[Pobblepay and Popplepoo]
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Judy to add a little spice (oh)
Oh (oh)
Oh (oh)
Oh yeah, I'm the Randall Boggs (oh yeah, he's the Randall Boggs)

[Queen Judy]
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to my senses

[Randall Boggs]
You're joking, you're joking
I can't believe my toes
Would someone shut this fella up?
You’re troubled on your clothes
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff

[Queen Judy]
Well, what are you going to do?

[Randall Boggs]
I'm going to do the best I can

[Instrumental: Randall Boggs falls in love with Queen Judy]

[Randall Boggs]
Oh, the sound of rolling dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Randall Boggs
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course
But yours, oh boy
Now that'd be just fine

[Queen Judy]
Release me fast, or you'll have to answer for this heinous act

[Randall Boggs]
Oh brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Randall Boggs
And you ain't going nowhere