Ram Rod Daddy

I'm a ramrodding daddy, I stays up on Main Street
I'm a ramrodding daddy, I stays up on Main Street
I keeps my gun loaded, for every good‑looking woman I meet

I'm a ramrodding daddy, Lord my rod is long and slim
I'm a ramrodding daddy, Lord my rod is long and slim
And every time I load a gun for a woman, you know it's too tight Jim

I'm a ramrodding daddy, I rams as I walk along
I'm a ramrodding daddy, I rams as I walk along
Every time I use my ramrod, I surely will win a home

I want all you women, you better bear this in mind
I want all you women, you better bear this in mind
A good ramrodding daddy, these days is hard to find

When I get to use my ramrod, I sure Lord take my time
When I get to use my ramrod, I sure Lord take my time
It ain't no other ramrodding daddy
Can put his load below where I put mine