Ragamuffin Dumplin’ (Original Version)

Blow away, grow away
Throw your lousy dough away
Watchin' sideburns growing
Gettin' lengthier than the hay

I'm a magic man with a magic plan
In a royal exclamation
I'm the royal duster dan

When you pull the string
I'm just another favorite toy
But spend your time with candy
And your dentist gets annoyed

When I am a stooge (a stooge)
It never fails to fail, to fail
Sit me on a toy stool (toy stool)
I want the sand that's in your pail
And a boat that sails

If I was a realie
I'd want a sgad of fester sores
Got none now, but then I'd want
A million hundred more

Scaffold on the wrist (the wrist)
It does the same thing as a tape
For broken wrist the treatmеnt (treatment)
Vitamins that have thе shape
Of a busted grape

Ragamuffin, tagamuffin
Sour dough, ruffin, muffin
Desperation jargon
Spittle-powered by a cork

I'm a magic man with a magic plan
In an awesome thunderbolt
I'm the royal dumpling stan