Radiation Song

The radiation
In the ground
Makes a lovely
Bubbly sound

The men in suits
Who don't eat fruit
Can't comprehend
The one legged newt

That was caused from disaster
At reactor's core
A meltdown expected
To start a war

Now I bought myself
A lead ascot
It looks good
But I'm startin' to rot

Hey you
With that green glow in your hair
I swear I see a tear
In your radiation wear
Somehow it's there

Razerblades and boomerangs
And iron hands
Crossbows and hockey pads
Are in demand

Toxic waste
In synthetic place
Can add an eyeball
To your face

Hey you
With that green glow in your hair
I swear I see a tear
In your radiation wear
Somehow it's there

Hey me
You know your gums are startin' to bleed
I've got some shrink-to-fit mutated genes
And some bleak posterity if they end up...

Like me
I am Humongous
Everybody knows
That I own the wasteland
Now may I introduce to you
Benji, the tap-dancing mutant boy
(Go Benji, go)

Hi, I'm Benji
I'm a tap-dancing mutant
I wasn't always like this
I was born a normal boy
But now I live
In this world of joy

It's Benji
From Peoria
Don't drink the water
I implore ya
But his mom and dad
They were exposed
And that's how the neutrons grow

Hey you
With that green glow in your hair
I swear I see a tear
In your radiation wear
Somehow it's there

Oh
Hey me
You know your gums are startin' to bleed
I've got some shrink-to-fit mutated genes
And some bleak posterity if they end up
Like me

(Just walk away)