Rachel Green

[Chorus]
Rachel Green, Rachel Green, it's a privileged thing
I know it's well you mean, that don't change anything
By any means you don't get your way, you gon' yell a bit
Have a fit, wish you was Jane Elliott
You not the cause, but you reapin' the rewards
Of your forefathers' wars forefathers lost
Hit you with this pen 'cause it's mightier than swords
I don't wanna catch a case, stay away, stay away
Rachel Green

[Verse 1]
Yeah, yo
The psychology is why I watch this Friends shit
Had so many late-night European friendships
Date night was paint night, outsiders they might
See Rachel on my arm, be alarmed, 'cause her skin light
I caught the glances, thе stances, associations, advancements of colored people
See you as the Panther's enemy, no energy I'm givin' to division
My queen, she isn't Rachel, she represents women of many shades
Her DNA's a blend of master of slaves
And she don't receive them privileged ways
Appropriation with the slang, and her braids
Educated from "Get Out", "Us", and black Twitter craze
You be mimickin' lips, eyes, and thighs, love the dick size
Hate the credit score, sex so wet, the more I've
Come to realize you could utilize lives they say matter, take a knee
No proposal, but rather no anthem, no star-spangled banner
No jungle fever, plans of parenthood, no Margaret Singer
She lingle in the front of the line, do you mind
Scoochin' over, take your ass to the back, we here with Rosa

[Chorus]
Rachel Green, Rachel Green, it's a privileged thing
I know it's well you mean, that don't change anything
By any means you don't get your way, you gon' yell a bit
Have a fit, wish you was Jane Elliott
You not the cause, but you reapin' the rewards
Of your forefathers' wars forefathers lost
Hit you with this pen 'cause it's mightier than swords
I don't wanna catch a case, stay away, stay away
Rachel Green

[Verse 2]
Affirmative, you take action, 9-1-1, please come
This black man with two white kids, I'm
Just concerned, perform citizen duty gladly
How dare you venture here, dear sincerely permed patty?
I'm sure your daddy cosigns most times, so kind
You ever heard of bank red lines, rode the red line
Clutched your purse, fuck your money, gettin' paid with this verse
Livin' single before Central Perk
Poppin' percs, get the perks, years later from free labor
EBT later, she a black single mother hater
You take offense, I'm convinced this about you
Find a mirror, see clearer what you doubt true
Rachel Green simply means you prioritize over other lives
You pretend not to realize
Close your eyes, blindfold to the world's ill
Pissed at cashier, she can't break a hundred bill
Those couple coins for the homeless don't cut it either
#MeToo if you a privileged believer
Opportunity receiver, keep your funds tucked
Singin' the Friends theme song, this idea comes up

[Outro 1]
RACHEL: Guess what?
ROSS: You got a job?
RACHEL: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. Why does everything happen to me?

[Outro 2: Jane Elliott]
There's no gene for racism, there's no gene for bigotry. You're not born a bigot, you have to learn to be a bigot. Anything you learn you can unlearn. It's time to unlearn our bigotry. It's time to get over this thing, and we best get over it pretty soon. I'm an educator, and it's my business as an educator to lead people out of ignorance. The ignorance of thinking that you're better or worse than someone else because of the amount of pigment in your skin