RA2 Announcement (Press Conference)

[Reporter]
We interrupt your video for Breaking News, James and Lubo from Rare Americans are about to announce the release date of their long awaited second album, live from Wrigley Field, we take you there now

[Lubo]
Mic testing, testing, check, one two, one two

[James]
Hello, thank you for coming. We're here to announce our new album; "Rare Americans 2" which will be releasеd: March 5th 2021
Over the last 2 years, wе've been working with M.I.T, going over complex mathematical equations to determine the best possible set of songs for this record
We have with 98% certainty, this will be the best record of all time
We will now take questions

[Doofy Stevens]
Lubo, Lubo! Doofy Stevens from Vogue magazine here. Uh, how do you respond to rumors; you slept with the whole Victoria's Secret lineup in one week?

[Lubo]
Um, that's not true, not true. Me and Gigi Hadid were just friends, so yeah

[Doofy Stevens]
But, Lubo, people say that Gigi Hadid's baby bears a striking resemblance to you. She has a beard after all

[Lubo]
Ah... Fuck, um, next question

[Unnamed Irish Guy]
Hello there mate, this is me from the uh, Ireland place and uh, and I was just wondering if you all are like but, do you do something like that?

[James]
Sorry, can you repeat the question?

[Unnamed Irish Guy]
What do you fucking mean, "Can I repeat the question?", cause you don't understand what I'm saying, alright, what are you thinking?

[James]
We're very big Guinness fans

[Sergei Kalishnikov]
This is Sergei Kalishnikov from KGB magazine. There is over 10,000 YouTube comments asking if Berlin will be on this album. Can you clarify?

[James]
We're all in, we're all in. We're all in!

[Lubo]
(Berlin)

[Unnamed man]
One publication cited that Donald Trump is the co-writer of this record. Can you confirm?

[Donald Trump]
Co-writer? Co-writer? I am the writer. I'm the best songwriter in the world, everybody knows it. I know more about songwriting than anyone. I wrote all the Beatles catalog, some statistics say this, I don't believe in statistics, but sometimes they're really good
And I know it, and you know it, even Paul George, Ringo, everybody knows it
Except John, that guy is a total loser

[James]
Didn't you get voted out? Get this shmo out of here!

[Reporter]
There you go folks, Rare Americans 2, to be released March 5th 2021 on all platforms. The presave link is in their bio! You don't wanna miss this!