Quit Handcuffin’ (Freestyle)

[Intro: The voicemail, Bizarre]
(New message)
Hey, man, "Bizzare", "Bizzy"
I don't know who the fuck you wanna be called
Who the fuck you think you is, nigga
But my bitch Peaches, [that's?] my motherfuckin' hoe, nigga
Nigga, I literally gone through this bitch's nasty ass purse and seen yo fuckin' number in her shit, dawg
The fuck is that about?
And, nigga, I know you rap, nigga
I know you get paper, nigga
But I get real money, [nig'?]
We [?] on the east, nigga
[8 is for?] my motherfuckin' spot, nigga
Y'all niggas ain't doin' shit, nigga
I'm tellin' you, nigga, if I ever catch any of your whack[y?] ass niggas[, you gon' be?]
[Y'all gonna be on 7 mile, at Evergreen, at that Barber Shop?]
Nigga, call Peaches again, nigga, call her [again?]!
(To replay this message, press "1")
Ayo, [?]
We need to be wifin' these hoes (Fuck these hoes!)

[Verse 1: Bizzare, Young Buck]
My name is Bizarre and what's your name?
What's that smell? It's Kush and Mary Jane
Your name, your number, that's what I'm after
How often do you come to the Greenfield Plaza
Light skin, nice body, pretty legs!
You like this shower cap? Well, bitch, put it on ya head!
What you like? (What you like?)
People like different shit
Me, personally, I like to get my ass licked
("Ass licked?"), yeah
Make it fuckin' tickle
Ride my dick, like a red bicycle
And I ain't no psychic
Bitch, tell me how you like it!
Two of your girlfriends - maybe we can dyke it
Dildo in your ass, watch it vibrate
Your man keep callin', put your phone on vibrate (Turn that shit off!)
And nasty hoes, I'ma show you how I do
Fuck a condom, 'cuz nigga I never use [them?]
Bizarre, you crazy, nigga!

[Verse 2: Young Buck]
I like bitches, dyke bitches
Black bitches, white bitches
Put a big dick in your ear and fuck with you heard, bitches
Skinny hoes, [?] hoes
Pigeon toes, pretty hoes
Take the rubber off and let a nigga skeet skeet on them big titties, though
Stretch marks, tattoos
Bullet wounds, come to my room
Lyin' to my Shady groupies
Do it, baby, Em will be here soon
Molly pills, X pills
How they hicky on your neck feel?
Fuckin' your best friend in the same room hoe, respect real!
Tall slut, midget bitches small but they got big butts
Big gut fat bitches
They cook Sunday dinner just to get fucked
Pregnant pussy, naked pussy
You know, with no hairs on it
Broke down pussy, we jacks it up and throw spares on it
Yes she cute (A'ight)
But shawty cuter (Damn right)
And plus she blow dick like she playin' the tuba
And like it in her dookie chute (Oh wait!)
Street nigga, puttin' an actress on the mattress
[Two helpin' on?] these hoes, dildos, all kinds of gadgets

[Verse 3: Swifty McVay]
I don't wanna know these bitches' names
I don't give a fuck if you sniffin' 'caine
Get that shit, eat her clit
Nah bitch, you can't [?] but a dick
I gotta go, get on some new shit
I would fuck [fu'/for?] but I'm only human
Have 'em yellin' like "It's exclusive!"
As far as the pussy I get? It's abusive
Beating it up, you see it erupt?
Actin' like you weren't easy to fuck
Tryna tell me that she's a slut
Panties look like you peed in a truck
Damn, you gettin' your turn, wait!
I'm tryna restore my sperm bank
You leavin'? Well, I [ain't/am?] concerned, babe
I'm the reason you turned straight
Getting back at it, back to back
Slappin' the tattoo that's on her ass
Like I'm mad, destroying bladders
You'd swear that I'd had a thousand Viagras
You don't watch him? He causes havoc
Don't make me choke that Adam's Apple
All in my room, gigglin' and laughin'
And actin' like you just want a rapper
Guzzlin' Absolut like a Snapple
Strippin' clothes, when I ain't ask you
Tryna fuck while my people glancin'
You ain't even tryna pull me in the bathroom
Fuck tryna use a pole
You ain't even interested in no dough
You just a hoe, certified pro
And you don't give a damn if these people know

[Outro: Swifty McVay, (?)]
Damn
[?] quit handcuffin'!
Shout out to Young Buck, Dirty Nation!
Return of the Dozen Vol. 2 continues!