Quiet on the Set

[Ingmar Bergman]:
Actors are actors anywhere and yet what I fear is a Hollywood starlet not understanding my temperament on the set

(Hear imaginary film shoot in Hollywood)

[First A.D.]:
Quiet on the set! Unnamed Ingmar Bergman Production –
Take One

[Ingmar Bergman]:
Action … Cut! No, no, no, no, no!

[First A.D.]:
Quiet! Unnamed Ingmar Bergman Production – Take Two

[Ingmar Bergman]:
And action….Cut
And again. Cut. No! No!
Quiet. Action … Cut
Let me explain what I’m trying to achieve and see if you can understand
Let me explain what I’m trying to achieve and see if you can understand