Quiet As A Mouse

Darling let me back inside this house
Darling let me back inside this house
I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse
Baby, when I come home from work
I need a drink to relax my nerves
It's not enough to stop at three or four
But you love to kick me out that door
Darling let me back inside this house
Darling let me back inside this house
I said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse
Won't let me drink
Won't let me smoke
Won't let me laugh
Won't let me joke
The meanest women that I'll ever know
But she loves to kick me out that door
Darling let me back inside this house
Darling let me back inside this house
I said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse
Puta, puta, puta, puta
Afraid to kiss you when I come home
I'm tired of sleeping on the couch alone
I'm loud and stupid
I'm a slob
But it doesn't mean I don't need love
Darling someday I'm gonna leave this house
Darling someday I'm gonna leave this house
And when I do, I'll be quite as a mouse