Queen of Shagadelia

[Intro]
I don't have any fun at parties, kids just aren't friendly
"Well Bill, that might be your fault"

[Chorus]
I got long, shaggy hair
Cigarette in my teeth
I got my ass hanging out of
The base of my jeans
Got eyeliner stains
On the bones of my cheeks
Yeah, I don't care 'bout your whispers
Take a bite out of me

[Verse 1]
Got a Walkman in my pocket
And a chest-shaped bear
If you don't like my appearance
Well, I really don't care
And if you think that
I'm giving you a bitchy stare
I got nothing on my ass
Except my underwear

[Chorus]
I got long, shaggy hair
Cigarette in my teeth
I got my ass hanging out of
The base of my jeans
Got eyеliner stains
On the bones of my cheeks
Yеah, I don't care 'bout your whispers
Take a bite out of me

[Verse 2]
Had a long, rough night
I woke up the grass
There's a man with his kidneys missing
Inside my bath
I'll just wash away the nausea
With a bottle of Jack
I don't care about my life
I've been to hell and it's packed

[Chorus]
I got long, shaggy hair
Cigarette in my teeth
I got my ass hanging out of
The base of my jeans
Got eyeliner stains
On the bones of my cheeks
Yeah, I don't care 'bout your whispers
Take a bite out of me

[Verse 3]
I drive drunk into the carnival
And go on the rides
As I stumble out my car
The kids all give me high-fives
I'll probably pass out by the end of the night
Maybe I'll jump from the ferris wheel
See if I die

[Outro]
"Maybe it's just that you don't know how to use social courtesy"
"Social what?"
"Social courtesy, Bill."
"Oh, that's old-fashioned"