Pyrocemulous (Remix)

[Intro]
What's up, Lil Phlegm?
It's Danny P, son!
Are you getting tired of standing in front of that microphone?
How're you doing Pyrocynical?
How're you doing Memeulous?
Let's get to it then!
Delete Zeke

[Verse 1: Danny P]
Pyrocynical, a British lad in videos
So guys, we did it ch-ch-cheerio
I'll be fair to you, you helped me on my video
This song isn't claimed, g-g-get your money bro
G-g-get your money bro, g-g-get your money bro
(Get your money, bro!)
G-g-get you money
Memeulous, he seemed to like my anthem though
Everyone copied his reaction, oh!
I'm so new
I talk about it like I'm cool and you the noob
You run around and chop the wood and take a deuce
I make a hater leave his body like a ghoul
Your momma drives a yellow peanut to your school
You smile like a Jack-O-Lantern, yellow glow
You bring a nickel to Five and Below, you a dook
(Blood, blood)
Hurt, pain, hurt...
(Blood, blood)
Hurt, pain, hurt...

[Interlude: Danny P & Lil Phlegm]
Pyrocynical, you are the father!
So, there's this gay YouTuber named Memeulous
Memeulous, you are the father!
Hi!

[Verse 2: Lil Phlegm]
Pyrocynical, you bully children ironically
And you claim it's all comedy but Danny ain't laughing
You make it seem like you mackin'
You got no car, bet you cappin'
You look 50, no wait, older
You look flaky, Head and Shoulders
I used to be a fan but now your content's deplorable
I would ask for PetScop 2 if PetScop 1 wasn't horrible
Your dyed hair represents the dimes that you're earning by bullying children
But self-awarely, that's still concerning
Memeulous, you hide behind a...
(Wait, what was that? He liked Danny's song? Oh, umm...)
Memeulous, yeah you are a great guy
Honestly, I'd give your channel 4 V-Bucks out of 5
Panartha Speener, misdemeanor, haven't seen her, huh?
Stanley Steemer, grass is greener in Pasadena, huh?
You're a streamer and a dreamer, break your femur, huh?
Watch a screamer in a bimmer, you a schemer, huh?

[Interlude 2: Lil Phlegm and LegendaryGuy31]
Ugh, Memeulous is so gay! Ugh!
Uhh, hi Memeulous! Hi, Pyrocynical!
Yeah, this is a diss track, so I'm gonna diss you
This is a diss track (Did I say diss track?)
Delete Zeke

[Verse 3: LegendaryGuy31]
Right, ok, so
There is this cringy YouTuber named Memeulous
Uhh, more like Peemulous! (Pssssssss!)
Right, ok, so
This guy is kinda short!
(Wait, uh, hold up)
I am 5'4
You like willy, not minge
I will shank you up fam, you are cringe
You got your fame off BGMedia
Acnidosporidia???
Yo, yes, light the bifter
Bro, what a normie!
Morgz' mum will surpass your channel
If, so please inform me
Pyrocynical, Belle Delphine refused to play Minecraft with you
Wasted about a grand or 2
Pyrocynical, you a cringy memer, you made MLG
Yeah get your money
Yeah get TNT'd
You ain't funny bro
You-you-you ain't funny bro
You ain't funny bro
You-you-you ain't funny bro
You ain't funny bro
You-you-you ain't funny bro
You ain't funny bro
You-you-you ain't funny bro