Pyrocemulous

[Intro]
What's up, Lil Phlegm?
It's  Danny P, son!
Are  you getting tired of standing in front of that microphone?
How're you doing Pyrocynical?
How're you doing Memeulous?
Let's  get to it then!
Delete  Zeke

[Verse 1: Danny P]
Pyrocynical a British lad in videos
So  guys we did it! ch-ch-cheerio
I'll be fair to you, you helped me on my video
This song isn't claimed, g-g-get your money bro
G-g-get your money bro, g-g-get your money bro
(Get  your money, bro!)
G-g-get you money
Memeulous he seemed to like my anthem though
Everyone copied his reaction though
I'm so new
I talk about it like I'm cool and you the noob
You run around and chop the wood and take a deuce
I make a hater leave his body like a ghoul
Your momma drives a yellow peanut to your school
You smile like a Jack-O-Lantern, yellow glow
Bring a nickel to Five and Below you dook
(Blood, blood)
Hurt, pain, hurt...
(Blood, blood)
Hurt, pain, hurt...

[Interlude: Danny P & Lil Phlegm]
Pyrocynical, you are the father!
So, there's this gay YouTuber named Memeulous
Memeulous, you are the father!
Hi!

[Verse 2: Lil Phlegm]
Pyrocynical you bully children ironically
And you claim it's all comedy but Danny ain't laughing
You make it seem like you mackin'
You got no car, bet you cappin'
You look 50, no wait older
You look flaky Head and Shoulders
I used to be a fan but now your content's deplorable
I would ask for PetScop 2 if PetScop 1 wasn't horrible
Your dyed hair represents the dimes that you're earning by bullying children
But self-awarely, that's still concerning
Memeulous you hide behind a...
(Wait, what was that? He liked Danny's song? Oh, umm...)
Memeulous, yeah you are a great guy
Honestly, I'd give your channel 4 V-Bucks out of 5
Panartha Speener, misdemeanor, haven't seen her, huh?
Stanley Steemer, grass is greener in Pasadena, huh?
You're a streamer and a dreamer, break your femur, huh?
Watch a screamer in a beamer, you a schemer, huh?

[Outro: Lil Phlegm]
Ugh, Memeulous is so gay! Ugh!