Pyramids, Snakes, Yo They on My Mind

V.1
Desert, and sand, and nothing around
But I know what cannot be found
Collecting treasure, moving through zones
I’m a reincarnated Indiana Jones!
Watch out for mummies coming right at you
Watch out for boulders, get that golden statue
It’s the spike room, don’t go in there
Traps, traps, traps, better beware!
Doctor’s confirmed me: pyramidphile
Bomb bags, spike shoes and a fucking rope pile
Get a freeze ray, get some paste
Treasure chests all over the place

Chorus (2x):
Pyramids, snakes, yo they on my mind
(So many rare jewels)
Pyramids, snakes, yo they on my mind
(Siri, what is an ankh?)

V.2
At a specific time of day in a very special place
There will be a ray of sun shining right in your face
And expose a single brick you can push to open
A door to golden shit ready to be stolen
Sell some snake oil, steal a jetpack
Shopkeeper’s on my ass and I can’t find the way back
How do you get to the mothership?
If you measure my treasure you’ll see I’m legit
So many questions floating through my head
I’ll open the forum and start a thread (hey guys!)
Plotting in this monument, I cannot be seen
Making that gold, it’s a pyramid scheme!

Chorus (2x):
Pyramids, snakes, yo they on my mind
(So many rare jewels)
Pyramids, snakes, yo they on my mind
(Siri, what is an ankh?)

Bridge:
Items, hats, spiders and bats
Snakes and crates, occasional treats
Sacrifice damsel, jump off level three
That is the best spelunky strategy!

Chorus (2x):
Pyramids, snakes, yo they on my mind
(So many rare jewels)
Pyramids, snakes, yo they on my mind
(Siri, what is an ankh?)