The lyrics to this song were written by Ween’s drummer, Claude Coleman, Jr., who also sings lead vocals. It makes an appearance on the semi-official MP3 album “Craters of the Sac”, which the band leaked to the internet in 1999. It was recorded during the sessions for their 1997 album “The Mollusk”...
Dinner was nice
Dressed up real pretty
Took you out dancin'
And a night on the city
Time's a'wastin'
And talk is cheap
Bought a bag of blow
With my pay for the week
Put the coke on my dick
And turn to the wall
Your pussy is swollen
And my penis is raw
Looks like sugar
On a hard piece of meat
Get your big ass 'round
So you can taste the heat
Put the fuckin' coke
On the tip of my cock
All night long
I'm strong as a rock
Better be good
Cuz tonight I'm smokin'
Two tons of man
Is the title I'm holdin'
Put the coke on my dick
And turn to the wall
Your pussy is swollen
My penis is raw
Looks like sugar
On a hard piece of meat
Get your big ass 'round
So you can taste the heat
The hour is late
Get me up and see
The zits on your ass girl
They don't bother me
Tonight I'm on fire
And there ain't no stoppin'
Put the fuckin' coke
On the fuckin' cock head
Put the Coke on My Dick was written by Claude Coleman Jr. & Gene Ween & Dean Ween.
Put the Coke on My Dick was produced by Aaron Freeman.