Purchase One

That rug you're standing on
Took me two days to make
That mug you're sipping took me 45 minutes to bake
Do you think that blanket just crocheted itself
Without my paws wrapping yarn all around itself?

I could go and purchase one (no no no)
But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)
I could go and purchase one (no)
But that wouldn't be as fun
And I know you want one

I'm a talented creature
A DIY fashion feature
Look at my portrait
My eyes will never leave you
Want to buy my looks
And purchase my posture
Never now, never now
Never will you know
If you want to do it
You gotta prove it
I will deny it
Unless you supply it
Get, get, get, get to work
Drop the baby, drop the bagel
Put away the jams and put the dogs in the stable
You are able to create the dynasty

'Cause you could go and purchase one (no no no)
But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)
You could go and purchase one (no)
But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)

'Cause you could go and purchase one (no no no)
But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)
You could go and purchase one (no)
But that wouldn't be as fun (no no no)

I'm gonna go to a party, wear a blazer made of lace (You made it?)
I'm gonna find a lover who accepts my pretty face (Good luck!)
I'm gonna make that lover's quilt, I'm gonna make some jammy pants
I'm gonna put the "razz" in the razzmatazz of fashion
If you need me, I'm in my craft room
Touching the lining, deciding
Making things look extra fine

Get, get, get, get to work
Get, get, get, get to work
To work, to work
Get, get, get, get to work
Get, get, get, get to work
To work, to work

Watch out, world
Mama's working with denim
Shh...baby's in the basket

I could go and purchase one
But that wouldn't be as fun
I could go and purchase one
But that wouldn't be as fun

I could go and purchase one (Get, get, get, get to work)
But that wouldn't be as fun (Get, get, get, get to work, to work)
I could go and purchase one (To work, to work, to work)
But that wouldn't be as fun