PUPPY TF!!

Guess what I found while browsing eBay
It's a magic potion that'll make me a dog today
This flask has been sitting on the shelf, yeah it's ancient
And I really really thought "Man, this potion ain't shit"
But what's this, huh? I've got a snout now?
And my hooves, they are turning into paws now?
Somebody hit pause now, this is going way too far
I can't speak anymore, woof bark woof woof bark
Only dog chow for me, I can't eat normal people food
And every night, you can find me howling at the moon
I'm in such a good mood, yeah I never felt better
How was I ever a deer, I'm really starting to regret it
Cause I'm at the dog park, I'm catching these balls
Paid a visit to thе vet, he's detaching thеse balls
I get so much hugs, I'm just so fucking fluffy
I get so much tail, even your bitch calls me puppy