Guess what I found while browsing eBay
It's a magic potion that'll make me a dog today
This flask has been sitting on the shelf, yeah it's ancient
And I really really thought "Man, this potion ain't shit"
But what's this, huh? I've got a snout now?
And my hooves, they are turning into paws now?
Somebody hit pause now, this is going way too far
I can't speak anymore, woof bark woof woof bark
Only dog chow for me, I can't eat normal people food
And every night, you can find me howling at the moon
I'm in such a good mood, yeah I never felt better
How was I ever a deer, I'm really starting to regret it
Cause I'm at the dog park, I'm catching these balls
Paid a visit to thе vet, he's detaching thеse balls
I get so much hugs, I'm just so fucking fluffy
I get so much tail, even your bitch calls me puppy
PUPPY TF!! was written by ida deerz.
PUPPY TF!! was produced by ida deerz.
ida deerz released PUPPY TF!! on Fri Jun 03 2022.