Punk Rock Song

I'm a 30 year old prick with 4 karat gold picks and I pluck my 700 dollar guitar stick
I call it rock, it's more likely than not, some old fucks blues chops I poorly copped
I'm so obscure, you haven't heard it, I'm sure. It costs 85 dollars just to hear this record

("..And 85 dollars is a pretty good deal, it's a European pressing and the corners are usually bent..")

Your first edition Germs and your first edition Clash
Don't mean a fucking thing to me they might as well be trash
You've clearly missed the point, you stupid fucking hack
So you can take your punk rock and blow it out your ass!

I'm a twenty-something dick with a leather jacket shtick, and I buy every single thing my mouse can click
I like to mosh, and boy I look posh!
A jaded bore, I've heard it all before but every band's amazing my opinion assures
I'm watered down to my constant forced frown, my taste for Taco Bell and my Tumblr account

I stole this riff from GG cuz I think GG's trash
You're too uptight for parody and too obscure for Crass
You think my logic's obtuse, I think your logic lacks
You say you're mad at something, but I can't tell what at

Buy yourself a football, go and join a frat
Cause punk is just a party dressed in a different hat
Fuck your stupid attitude, your passive fucking act
You've surely shit your Levi's from talking out your ass!

Punk is just your fad