Pudge Nakamoto (Is Shaped Like A Friend)

Pudge Nakamoto is new to the game
He just appeared in the spot where your favorite star had been enveloped
In flame
So if anyone asks you, “Where the hell’d our Boyfriend go?”
Just introduce them to their new best friend, Pudge Nakamoto

Pudge doesn’t know what to do with a bat
And refuses to learn, so there’s not very much anyone can really do
About that
But you don’t have to improve, and you don’t have to grow
If you can just chill and eat pancakеs with your best friend, Pudge
Nakamoto

Now Pudgе does make a mean pancake, it must be said
But it still won’t be more than a couple of seasons before you end up
Wanting him dead

’Cause Pudge Nakamoto is shaped like a friend
He’s cute and he’s fat and his time as your leadoff bat will never come
To an end
So if you had dreams of a team with a championship in a season or two
Your brand new best friend Pudge Nakamoto will make sure they never come
True