PUDDLE BOI

[Intro]
Oh, hey, brothermans, you lookin' rough
You got your ass whooped by Ody?
Ah-ha, by Ody?!
*Chuckles*

[Verse]
Gotta step in
When a mortal go wind on a whim
With a whimsical, watery god
I'm unproblematic, some call me estatic
But you still go bodied and clawed (Embarrassing)
He picked up your trident
Marked you as a strident
Then, took out the trash, while you scream for indictment
Canonically stabbed by a mortal, got smacked
Feels immoral, but coral and chorus don't match
Water guy, what a guy
Stabby stab, bye, Posei, don't you cry
Bro got got, live or die, hot and dry
Look at the votes, you can see who composed
Poseidon is flushed down the drain (Bye-bye)
Such an embarrassment, us in comparison
Square up, but had more to gain
I mean, look at the poll! eh, tease
Puddle boi dies to a breeze
I think it's time we acknowledge the brine
For the God of the Ocean committed a crime
You took an L, like your names Prince Hector
Talk a big talk, real god's your voice actor
Clown, can't even drown
Put on a frown, then, go to town
Down, put you in a gown, then, played around
How does it feel to be trapped in blood? Pussy