Pucker Up

[Verse 1]
I've been sitting here a long time now
Twiddling my thumbs, whistling Dixie
I've been sitting here wondering how
I might convince you to kiss me

[Chorus]
Won't you pucker up?
I'm not a stranger
Pucker up
Honey my love life is in danger
Pucker up
Come on lonely ranger
Come on baby let's mess around
Come on honey let's mess around
You know what I mean? Know what I mean?

[Verse 2]
Well now I've been biding my own sweet time now
I've been making a small map of that large crack on your ceiling
I've been sitting here so sublimely now
I've been watching your wallpaper peeling

[Chorus]
Won't you pucker up?
I'm not a stranger
Pucker up
Honey my love life is in danger
Pucker up
Come on lonely ranger
Come on baby let's mess around
Come on honey let's mess around

[Bridge]
I've been dialing person to person
Maybe I should dial direct
I know that your number is working
I can hear it ring, ring-a-ling, ding-a-ling, yeah

[Spoken]
Yeah, well it's nighttime USA
And you feel kind of lonely, you know the way
Got the radio on
Decide to go out the door, down the street, down the block
Maybe to the grocery store
You heard it's Singles Night, excellent
So you walk in, grab a cart
There's a guy juggling pizza in the frozen food department
Saunter by and zip down an aisle, pop up the next
And there
Near the breakfast cereals is your potential horizontal hangout
You walk up and you say hi
So you're the earthy crunchy type, huh?
Well I was a vegetarian once, and uh
Then all of a sudden I realized i wasn't getting enough protein
I thought not enough protein? Really?

[Verse 4]
You've gotta call somebody who's always there
Call somebody who really cares
Hello operator? Information?
Hello operator? I think I need some advice
Ooh, 555-1212, tell me what to do about my love life
Yeah, something's not right
I've been sitting here such a long time now
Twiddling my little teeny tiny thumbs, whistling Dixie
I've been sitting here wondering how
I might convince you to kiss me

[Chorus]
Won't you pucker up?
I'm not a stranger
Pucker up
Honey my love life is an endangered species
Pucker up
By my lonely ranger
Come on baby let's mess around
Come on honey let's mess around
Know what I mean?
Come on baby let's mess around
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