Pseudhoe

[Intro]
Dvtchie, tell these niggas shut the fuck up
Yeah, shout-out all my white girls the ones in Battersea, South Kensington, Notting Hill, Clapham
Wandsworth, you know I love you all
Hampstead, shout out them ones there (Is that actually Yung Tolz)

[Chorus]
Shawty cute but I can tell that she a Pseudhoe
Out on Kings Road and she walking with her poodle
She think she edgy, she really ain’t got a clue though
Out at Wagamamas and she's Instagramming noodles

[Verse 1]
She at Bluebird with her Juul
She only smokes at parties and she thinks it makes her cool
She threw a party in summer 'cause her house got a pool
Now she K holing at Reading and she's doin' coke at school
Yeah, she's drinkin' smoothies for a detox
She loves attention like a peacock
Burberry bucket hat, she got it off of Depop
Bulky-ass Filas and some Reeboks
Shes in her bubble of Suburbia
If you ain’t wearin' Off White, then you best know that she’s curvin' ya
Spotify Rap Caviar or maybe Mac DeMarco
She got every Lil Peep song downloaded on her smartphone
Her dad just fixed her screen
She's a vegan on Wednesdays and she pretends to be green
Braggin' 'bout her new clothes, Converse CDG
Champion on the hoodie and some flared baggy jeans
She’s got an Insta for photography
Act like she read philosophy
But can’t tell me about Socrates
Girl called Lucy, she from Wandsworth
She got a brand new Golf, but she can’t tell me why one's worth
Never without her Moncler
She wants an iPhone X Max, Tiffany diamonds, crystal clear
And she can’t show up school without her Starbucks
She saw Justin Bieber at the O2 and trust me, she was starstruck
Act mysterious 'cause she got no personality
She thinks Instagram is reality
Wait, she just put recent on her story
She don’t know nothing 'bout politics but her daddy is a Tory
No black friends but she loves A$AP Rocky
She used to run cross country, now she’s first captain hockey
She said she likes Impressionism, I said tell me about Monet
In fact, even easier, tell me his first name, what?
She started stutterin', she doesn’t know that it's Claude
Acting like she’s artsy, but it’s clear that she’s a fraud

[Chorus]
Shawty cute but I can tell that she a Pseudhoe
Out on Kings Road and she walking with her poodle
She think she edgy, she really ain’t got a clue though
Out at Wagamamas and she's Instagramming noodles

[Verse 2]
Avec l'equipe nous sommes posté dans la rue
Meuf blonde j'ai dit comment t'appelles tu
Sur YouTube j’ai presque dix huit milles vues
Quoi? Elle veut aller au Louvre
Me llaman papi chulo negro
Soy afilado, Acero
¿Porque no fumo? Me gusta mi cerebro
Soy un cristiano, pero
Sabes que quiero dinero
Toda mi ropa son fuego
She's in denial like a pharaoh
She wanna go Nobu, took her Caffe Nero
Starsign baby askin' me my zodiac
Had to skrr-skrr, guess I'm comin' like I’m Kodak black
Courchevel, Vernier, yeah, she ski
She couldn’t make it to the party, she was throwing up at prees
Gloucester Road, wanna get some Marlboro Golds
And she’s gassed 'cause her Depop just sold
Rebel phase, she don’t care what she’s told
New Goose 'cause it’s getting too cold
Burberry scarf, maybe new Chanel
Daddy’s girl, yeah, I'm sure that you can tell
She thinks she fly, hard to get, but I don’t mind
In her prime, can’t change her mind
She sent that pic' to everyone like don’t you waste my time

[Chrous]
If that girl's name is Liv then I already know she's a pseudhoe
Out at Fulham Broadway and she's walking with her poodle
She must be from Mars, outta space I'm out in Pluto
Out at Wagmamas and shes instagramming noodles

[Interlude]
Erm, can I get a chicken katsu curry with no soy, please
Actually, sorry, no, can I get a yakisoba, the duck yakisoba
No, wait, I'm allergic to gluten
I'll just get the chilli squid with edamame, thank you

[Outro]
Yeah that shawty bad but I can tell that she's a pseudhoe
Now shes getting jealous cos she saw me with my new hoe
Yeah, I flip it like it's judo
Wanna watch Les Miserables she don't know aout Victor Hugo
Yung Tolz, skrr skrr, sauce