Prowler

[Intro]
(M∑K'N'ISM BEATZ...Beatz...Beatz...)
I fucked your bitch in a Mcdonald's bathroom
Ate that booty out like that menu was value

[Verse]
After sex I treated him to a Mcgriddle
Shows my heart is big, though my dick is little
It's okay tho, he be cuttin me slack, because the sex got more variety than a Big Mac

I tried to hop out the stall, but he said "No"
I said "I'm getting kinda hungry"
He said "Please don't go!"
"Bae, I just really wanna couple mcnuggets"
But now he lookin at me sexy like he trying to tug it

Hopped out
Washing hands
Looking at myself like I'm the fucking man
In line deciding what to get
He thinking I'm a good eater, he ain't seen nothing yet

Lowkey tho
I be getting Thirsty
Mouth so dry cause the flow so wordy
Mickey D ain't got shit to drink- shit think!
I'm on the brink of dehydration

Then I blink to my left
"Holy Fuck"
How could I forget, next to us is a Starbucks
Plus it's got men that are finer than wine
The only downside is I gotta wait in line

Here we go again, square one
Came for coffe, but I'm looking for fun
Waiting in line, wasting my time, "Life is sublime"
Losin my mind
I think I'm going blind

Then I saw sir, dressed in all fur
You know ya boi gonna make him an offer
He looking "cheap chic" but I ain't gonna bail
Though his clothes look like he got them on sale

But that cool
It ain't wrong
Cause soon them clothes gonna be 100% off
So I'm makin moves
Gettin into the groove
And soon me and boo will be chillin in the bathroom

I'm like "Yo"
He like "Sup
I'm like "Yo wassup bruh you wanna fuck?"
He looks me up down, he didn't like my sound because he said "No"

I'm like "what the fuck
I'm tryna nut, but you had to be a bitch and shit all over my day, what can I say?
At least I tried, I might scream why or die or float up into the sky and fucking high-five christ cause we're both real nice guys
If you just gimme a chance, I didn't mean to lash out with you, I'm thinking with my pants

Listen, I ain't broke man
So I was hoping
We'd get together
Do some gropin
Maybe some elopin, If we get romantic and shit
Yo baby please just come play with my dick!"

He lookin at me all cute so I think I'm in
At least that's what I wanted to happen
He lookin pissed like "What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
And now he walking out the door with his expensive food
I'm like "Damn...That guy looked like fun"
And then I see Guy #1

He like "Babe, I was waiting"
I'm like "Sorry, I got thirsty"
He like "Yeah no shit dumbass" and then slaps me in the middle of starbucks
I'm like "Ouch, I deserve that, but bae let me finish up this rap"

He's like
Guy #1: "What th-What the fuck are you talk-Wha-You just-You think I didn't see you fucking flirting and throwing a fit dude!? I thought we fucking had something! You can't just come in here and make fucking excuses breaking the fourth wall and shit!"

Nico: "Babe Babe Babe I need you to-Ba-Babe people are look-people are looking calm down. calm down. The-The chor-The Chorus is coming up! Babe I don't know what to do I don't know what to tell you!"

[Chorus]
I'm a - I'm a - I'm a Prowler, a baller and a Prowler!
A proud Prowler, a cheater and a Prowler!
In my head because none of this happened, I'm just laying in my bed dreaming of hoes til I'm dead
(Dead)

[Outro]
Eyo Shoutout- Shoutout Young M.A
I feel like we're fighting the same battle and we should work together, hit me up