Prosperity Gospel

I hope you don’t mind
I took time to figure you out in my own time
Go to work
Go to work
Once a month missionary
He’s a man of God so I trust him with my children
Does a good job with his fake left feet
But when you step in the shit don't blame me
And when you can’t get laid don’t slut shame me
And when you drink all your pay blame the economy
Mask on mask on still molly percocets
Faces melt off like your facebook friends
No ends
But security
Did nothing wrong
Only commies think the unified stay strong

I just really wanted Jesus to come
Shiny halo and a big fucking gun
I can’t wait til he judges everyone

I’ve had jack of it
Stop reminding me ‘bout my empathy or lack of it
I’ve done my best and my best is the minimum
So you can shut your fucking mouth now
I'm sick of it
Bring the troops in
The smoke is choking us all
What a nuisance

I just really wanted Jesus to come
Shiny halo and a big fucking gun
I can’t wait til he judges everyone

What’s the bullshit ever gonna achieve
I enter the discourse then I’ll take my leave
Bull in a china shop
Steal the iron ore
Uranium crystals in my crack pipe
Or?
Uranium rocks fedexed straight to Modi
On our fucking knees just hoping
That Khan can keep the caliphate out
Our caliphate will burn theirs to the ground
No doubt
Im sitting here just loving myself
Sitting here just loving myself
Sitting here just loving myself

I just really wanted Jesus to come
Shiny halo and a big fucking gun
I can't wait til he judges everyone
The sweet Lord told me to love myself
Not to give a fuck about anyone else
I love my family and I'm hoarding my wealth
Kill a jungle like its Abraham's son
Talked to god and he told me to earn
Waiting for God while I watch it all burn