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[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: PHOENIX WRIGHT!
PLAYER 2: PROFESSOR LAYTON!
FIGHT!
[Phoenix Wright]
Time to show a heartless sham
Who passed the bar exam
Hold it!
If you wanna battle, it's a gamble like poker
I am undefeated and we don't play jokers
You spit tough? I call your bluff
And come at you, a sneeze'll be enough
It's over, watch your shoulder, keep your loved ones close or boom
The bombs I throw explode to take another girl away from you
From the way you're dressed Layton I profess that you don't know how to handle suits
Well I'm the lawyer keepin' you from teachin' Luke your specter flute
Hershel, if that is your name
Oh wait, it ain't, you're just a fake
You took that from your brother
While he suffered with no guilt or pain
The defendant is insane in the brain and that's no lie
Tryna beat this when I'm heat as a Phoenix I'm so fly
He be grooming teens, identity thieving, for those crimes
I won't give in till we stick him in prison that's for life
[Professor Layton]
You're up against a gentleman in this foray with words
You're absurd, boast achievements that you haven't even earned
Won't be rising from the ashes when my prose will leave you burned
Call it a turnabout 'cause lyrically I flipped the bird!
Coming to battles, I'm training with weaponry, you do not want to parlay, ay
'Cause for a lawyer you're pretty defenseless when you're getting beaten and tazed
I'm amazed
You take the credit when your mentor did your work for you
She died but she still held your hand, I bet she wrote your lyrics too
Don't talk about girls when your only love lied and then went and framed you for a crime
Threatening women?
Oh Phoenix, there's reasons why you're still a virgin at 35
All objections overruled, your games are barely challenging
When I'm through with you, you'll be the one that Maya's channeling
[Phoenix Wright]
I bury archeologists, make you a piece of history
Did they do that to Layton 7? That's a Cheerful Mystery
Makes sense a "flawless" character would drop a verse so bland
Your Honor, I would like to call a Mary Sue to take the stand
[Professor Layton]
Resort to tropes, Mr. Wright, it's why you're second best
When you act just like your partner: a damsel in distress
My assistant Luke is useful, can call him a keen observer
Whilst Maya's kidnapped twice and three times been framed for murder
[Phoenix Wright]
Your riddles are nothing to cases I'm closin', I'll never be playin' your game, ay
'Cause the only puzzle I'm facing is "Why add a story mode into Brain Age?"
[Professor Layton]
Come on, you're bluffing, your rapping is nothing, but padding and evidence forged
You can't afford to lose, this isn't a battle it's more an autopsy report
[Phoenix Wright]
To that I say "objection!" You're my copy to the end
Don't step too close to what I spit, you'll turn to gold again
[Professor Layton]
I solved the puzzle into why you're such a crooked sleuth
A shady lawyer who refused to tell Trucy the truth
[Outro]
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright was produced by ZEROSAND1NES.
VideoGameRapBattles released Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright on Fri Jul 17 2020.