Proffesional Dog is the final track of 4lung’s 2022 album The New 4lung Album. In the song, she discusses not wanting to put up with the responsibilities of being an adult and wishing for a more simple, carefree life.
I don't wanna go to school
I don’t wanna follow rules
I don't wanna go to work
Everyone alive's a jerk
I don’t wanna make new friends
I just want to play pretend
Put my breakfast in a bowl
Here it is, my heart and soul
I just wanna be a professional dog
I just wanna be a professional dog
I don't wanna pay my rent
I don't wanna represent
Ideals of humanity
I'm giving up my thumbs for Lent
Wish I could forget to read
Never caring where I've peed
Never heard of greenhouse gas
Turn around, I'll sniff your ass
I just want to be a professional dog
I just want to be a professional dog
I don't wanna go to school
I don't wanna follow rules
I don’t wanna go to work
Everyone alive’s a jerk
I don't wanna make new friends
I just wanna play pretend
Put my breakfast in a bowl
There it is, my heart and soul
I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog)
I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog)
I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog)
I just wanna be a professional dog (I just wanna be a professional dog)
I just wanna be a professional dog (professional dog, professional dog)
I just wanna be a professional dog (professional dog, professional dog)
Professional Dog was written by 4lung.
Professional Dog was produced by 4lung.
4lung released Professional Dog on Fri May 27 2022.