Products

They come in cardboard boxes
They come in plastic tubes
They come in every color
They're on the evening news

Products
I am in love with products

I see them on the TV
They're scattered on my floor
They bring me satisfaction
I've got to get some more

Oh, products
I'm so in love with products
I'm so in love with products
I'm so in love with

They make my car run better
They make my grass turn green
They make me smart and sexy
They get my toilet clean
I can't be happy without products

Products
Products
Products

So happy I could die