Pro-Catastrophe

I do believe it's coming
Don't dread its approach
The only preference I might have is that I
Hope to see it

Could start with an invasion
Or maybe a creeping flood
The bomb's so boring
I wanna see some blood

People in the streets
I mean the ones that live in houses
I wanna see them screaming
"Holy mother, sweet Jesus"

I may seem a bit morbid
Which I don't really care to deny
'Cause when it hits, I'll be laughing
And you'll just start to cry

Young and old and middle-aged
Domesticated creatures as well
There are other ways to look at this
Than a state of living Hell

As your friends, relatives, and acquaintances
Perish in catastrophe
Just think of it as the best movie
You'll ever hope to see

It's got action, violence
Rape's in it too
Starvation, whole nations
And it's all for me and you

It's got everything you wanted
Plus, admission is free
There's only one catch
It's compulsory