​pro bed wetter/bad bitch wireless (live)

[Part 1: pro bed wetter]

[Verse 1]
Banged your mom, I did
When your dad came home, I hid
I cry myself to sleep
The only person in my closet, a creep

[Pre-Chorus]
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed

[Chorus]
I am a pro bed wetter
I wet the bed professionally
That's the only reason I shower
So I don't smell like pee-ee-ee

[Verse 2]
Banged your grandpa, so hard
He was on the kitchen floor, smelled like lard
I cry myself to sleep
I use condoms that are cheap

[Verse 3]
Your uncle is a hottie
I'm super in love with his body
I banged him soft, who am I kidding?
I went so hard, he almost started shitting (What?)
Y2K, Y2K, we don't, we don't play
Y2K, Y2K, bang him every day

[Pre-Chorus]
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed

[Chorus]
I am a pro bed wetter
I wet the bed professionally
That's the only reason I shower
So I don't smell like pee-ee-ee

[Verse 4]
Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I pissed in the bed, come observe it
Clean that shit up; you deserve it
Don't need no potty training
Can't stop me from misbehaving
Pee-pee-pee

[Chorus]
I am a pro bed wetter
I wet the bed professionally
That's the only reason I shower
So I don't smell like pee-ee-ee

[Post-Chorus]
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed, what?
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed, bed-bed-bed, Y2K

[Spoken Interlude]

[Part 2: bad bitch wireless]

[Verse 1]
Track ya weight with a Fitbit
Stanky ass bitch with them sweaty armpits
Ain't a bad bitch with that stupid outfit
Fix that ass with my handy tool kit
Dumb ass bitch, what is you lookin' at
Style from me, you be a copycat
Body like Tammy, face like a mole rat
Ashy as shit, you look like a doormat

[Chorus]
Bad bitch wireless, all in the big press
Checkmate, like in the game chess
Slim body fittin' in this tiny prom dress
99% angel, I be blessed

[Verse 2]
Thought you could mess with me but you can't
Took your bestie, he loves my big eggplant
Lie to my face, I'll go on a big rant
Premium body, yours ain't even scant
Used you like I'm Ulysses S. Grant
I'm the new big thing, you is like an ant
Influential, Immanuel Kant
You ain't in the spotlight, flyway like a brant

[Chorus]
Bad bitch wireless, all in the big press
Checkmate, like in the game chess
Slim body fittin' in this tiny prom dress
99% angel, I be blessed

[Verse 3]
Track ya weight with a Fitbit
Stanky ass bitch with them sweaty armpits
Ain't a bad bitch with that stupid outfit
Fix that ass with my handy tool kit
Dumb ass bitch, what is you lookin' at
Style from me, you be a copycat
Body like Tammy, face like a mole rat
Ashy as shit, you look like a doormat

[Chorus]
Bad bitch wireless, all in the big press
Checkmate, like in the game chess
Slim body fittin' in this tiny prom dress
99% angel, I be blessed
Confident, I ain't got no stress
Weighing yourself, thinking you will be less
Not being a bitch, I will be impressed
Being my friend you just lost ya progress