Private Eye

[Verse 1]
I paid a private eye
To find out who you hurt the most
He says you’re moving in together
He tells me that you both got close
I hope you change the sheets
I hope you love him more than me

[Chorus]
It doesn’t take a private eye
To see that I miss you
And so I walk the streets at night
Hoping for a clue

[Verse 2]
I met the private eye
He told me that you kicked him out
And then he bought me several drinks
We talked until the early hours
Oh please don’t take him in
I hope you want me more than him

[Chorus]
It doesn’t take a private eye
To see that I miss you
And so I walk the streets at night
Hoping for a clue
He had the perfect alibi
But he’s easily seduced
It doesn’t take a private eye
To see he loves you too

[Bridge]
I met the private eye again
He told me that you broke the commissioner’s heart
I was not surprised
Every time you meet somebody new
You seem to break their heart

[Chorus]
It doesn’t take a private eye
To see that I miss you
And so I walk the streets at night
Hoping for a clue
He had the perfect alibi
But he’s easily seduced
It doesn’t take a private eye
To see